Meme Team's Excellent Adventure

Chapter VI

                Toaster and the gang panicked more and more as the "wall" of guards kept getting closer and closer. Zach felt like saying his last prayer until he remembered something.

The gun.

          The pistol he had in his pocket. He had never thrown it to the ground when Jeff told everyone to. He looked over at the large tubes full of spirit mains and remembered what Jeff had said about them. Then, all of a sudden, a plan popped into his head. A plan that could either save or kill themselves. But at that point, it didn't really because to Zach, anything was better than forever being a slave to Jeff Kaplan's army.

         Quickly, without hesitation, Zach whipped out the gun and shot the chambers holding the D.va, Mercy, Roadhog, Tracer, and Genji spirits. "NO!!!" shouted Jeff and Geoff. Suddenly, all of the spirits flew towards the gang, like ghosts. They the spirits started to circle around them gradually picking up speed. ¨What the frick did you do Zach!?" asked Shadow. ¨I saved us all, that's what!" replied Zach. ¨Remember what Jeff said about the spirit mains?¨ The gang was silent for a moment until they catched on to what Zach was talking about. ¨Oh yeaaah¨ Toaster replied. ¨What are you waiting for? Shoot them!" shouted out Jeff. All of the soldiers sprayed down the gang, but with no effect. There was a sort of invisible force field that was preventing anything from entering.

         The spirits began spinning faster and faster as they soon became just a ring of colors. The gang suddenly realized that they were beginning to lift off the ground and were floating in the air. Everyone just stared at them, all in awe at what unfolded before them. Toaster and the gang began to get a euphoric feeling, as though as if all of them had the strength of nearly a hundred men. Lighting began to surge out like a Tesla coil, startling the soldiers and making them move back a bit. A bright light began to enshroud the group, making them unsee-able to anyone outside. The gang then began to truly realize what Zach had done, as they all decided to put their hands in and yell out those beautiful words.

¨IT'S MORPHIN TIME!!!¨

(Cue Power Rangers Theme Instrumental)

"Mercy Power!"

"D.Va Power!"

"Roadhog Power!"

"Genji Power!"

"Tracer Power!"

"And D.Va Power...as well!"

"MEME TEAM UNITE!!!"

       Finally, a large, white, but harmless explosion was set off, blinding some of the guards for a couple of seconds who didn't look away for a couple of seconds. As the smoke settled, Toaster and Co. was revealed, all transformed into their mains. Shadow as Mercy, Memey as D.va, Toaster as Roadhog, Zach as Genji, Vamp1re as Tracer, and Mai as D.va as well. "Well, whadya guys, ready to smash some Blizzard scum" growled Toaster, as their transformation had also changed their voices too. "喜んで" Zach replied, speaking weeb, which absolutely no one understood.

            "Open fire!" shouted Jeff. Suddenly, a hail of gunfire came towards the gang, only to be swallowed up by Memey and Mai's Defense Matrix's. Toaster, Vamp1re, Zach, and Shadow spung into action. With graceful speed and agility, Zach dodged most of the soldiers bullets, throwing shurikens at their enemies, while Vamp1re blinked around as Tracer, taking pot-shots with her pulse pistols and being quite an annoyance to the guards. Meanwhile, Shadow and Toaster stayed behind the D.Va's, with Shadow damaged buffing Toaster, and Toaster hooking in enemies one-by-one and shredding them with his scrap gun. Suddenly Mai and Memey realized that they're Defense Matrix's were outta juice. Memey screeched out a battle cry as she and Mai activated their boosters, knocking over several soldiers. "REEEEEEEE!!!" screeched Memey.

           Needless to say, the entire situation was a complete cluster-fuck, especially Jeff and Geoff, who had taken cover near one of the corners of the room. "Sir!" Geoff screamed, "They're shedding our men like paper! Sir, I beg you, we need to get out of here now!" Jeff took a look at the absolute massacre that was happening. Ultimately, he decided it would be far more worth it to retreat and fight another day.

"Very well then. Get the rest of the men ready to roll out and make sure that they have the necessary equipment get more slaves for our army."

"Yes sir" Geoff replied.

"Now, lets head over to the super secret underground layer, and get the mech ready for deployment".

"The mech? But sir, it still needs at least an hour for preparation!"

"So we wait then!" Jeff snapped. "Besides our friends here will be busy enough, dealing with our men."

"Very well then sir" Geoff replied.

              Quietly, Jeff and Geoff tip-toed out the room, making their classic villain escape. By the time Toaster and the gang were done, Jeff and Geoff had already made their escape. "Where did Jeff go?" growled Toaster "Never mind Jeff" Shadow said, "we need to get out of here and head over to Los Angeles, there's no telling what kind of state they could be in right now!" "Shadow's right!" Memey said, "We gotta ensure the safety of the people before we set our eyes on Jeff!" Everyone else agreed, as it seemed the most reasonable plan at the moment, when all of a sudden, a subtle, but steadily increasing rumble could be heard from below. "Uhh..luvs?" Vamp1re asked, "do any of you hear that rumbling?". "あたかもトンネルの中から来ているかのように聞こえる" Zach said, which yet again, no one  understood.

              Everyone looked outside the big glass overview where the slaves once stood before. The hanger doors started opening again, revealing the glistening night. "Could there be more slaves?" Mai wondered. "No" Toaster mumbled through his mask. "It sounds much more like engines from a car."  Suddenly, their questions were answered, as a convoy of over 180 APC's, jeeps, tanks, dune buggy's and motorcycles roared underneath the gang. Each and every one of the vechicles and guards donned Blizzard's black and blue colors. Some of the soldiers were even riding on top of the vehicles, howling and cackling like they were in a Mad Max movie.

                 "Ohhh this ain't good" Mai said. "Likely they're heading over to Los Angles to help the slaves" growled Toaster. "Quickly guys!" Memey said, "we gotta head over to LA and stop this madness!" "In that case Vamp1re said, "we outta scamper on out here as fast as we can luvs! There's no doubt that Jeff's gonna send even more men there!" "合意した！" Zach said. Everyone just stared at Zach again in confusion, until they snapped out of it, as they heard the sound of more guards coming from the elevator. "Well, it's settled then" Shadow said. "Let's get the frick outta here!"

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                 50 more beaten up guards later, the gang finally reached the ground floor. "Quickly guys, back to the Mememobile!" Memey screeched. Everyone sprinted back to where the car was parked. Luckily, Blizzard hadn't gotten to it. Mai and Memey had to leave their mechs since they were to heavy, so they hid them in an alley ready to be re-deployed again when they reached LA. Everyone then climbing into the car. The morning was coming, as the sky started to leak in light from sunrise. "Right now, we gotta to Los Angleles ASAP before Blizzard takes it over!" Shadow Said. "But it's an hour drive from Irvine to LA!" Toaster argued, "How will we ever get there in time?" "Don't worry Toaster, we COULD use the turbo drive to cut our time in half" Shadow replied. "But I must warn you, it'll be a little bumpy." "Good, good" Toaster replied, "whatever gets us there faster!""Alright, buckle up guys!" Shadow announced to everyone. "You too Memey."

"I was going too! Sheesh!"

               Shadow then flipped on one of the switches on the dashboard labeled "Extra Afterburners". Suddenly, two extra exhaust ports from the back to the car appeared, as the engine revved up  louder than before. "Ready, and...LET'S GO!!" Shadow shouted. In a split second, everyone was thrown back into thier seats as the Mememoblie whizzed off, leaving smoke trails behind them. "To LA we go!"