funny omegle chat
Stranger: I hate my fucking life!
You: no you don't
You: you hate your life right now
Stranger: I'm 22, work in fast food and
will never do anything better.
Stranger: My co-workers make fun of me all day
You: Learn the ways of the honeybadger.
Stranger: and if I told my boss he would probably cut my already shit pay.
You: That is illegal
Stranger: cause he's a cheap bastard.
Stranger: My only friend is mentally retarded
You: That makes you a wonderful friend
:)
Stranger: and all we ever do is stupid shit
Stranger: I can't leave my home town cause I never learned how to drive.
Stranger: plus every time I try I fail my drivers test.
You: Drivers ed bro
You: Shit works.
Stranger: and you know what the worst part is? :(
You: Your so lost in self pity you can't accept when anything good happens to you?
Stranger: I live in a pineapple under the sea.
You: God damn it
