The Exorism of Roman *Completed*

Come on

**Narrator's POV**

Roman was getting very impatient with the VIL.

Roman: Can we please just go do the diss song!

VIL: See your no fun Roman. Come on.

So they started rapping to the song Roman in Moscow:

[Verse 1]

I’m big bully, no bike gear

I told you bitches last year, I’m a rap bitch nightmare

That’s why I call you Buzz Lightyear

’Cause by the time you start buzzin’, bitch, you gone have white hair

Paparazzi was a fright scare

When I landed out in London it was lookin’ like Mike Dear

Mike Jack, who’s bad?

Ain’t on my period, but I got a new pad

Channel 5, news flash

Pussy clean, who smash?

None of y’all, Canary Yellow Ball

These bitches should be worshippin’ me in the synagogue!

Hum, hum, done the prayer

B-b-b-b-bitch I ball, underwear

Oh! Hum, hum, done the prayer?

Did I tell ’em that I ball, underwear?

Okay

Roman, yall want the full? [4x]

Bitches is insane

These bitches ain’t in my lane

Only bitches in the plane is bitches that give me brain!

[Verse 2]

Hold on, this shit is lethal

Roman, this is the sequel

Moscow, that’s where I keep 'em

Until he’s fully charged

Your favorite rapper prolly suck

As for me, Icy, hockey puck

Anyway, I’m on that new shit

Every trend, I introduce it

Motherfuck you with a big dick

I’m a racist, I’m a bigot

Bitch, I’m thicker than a midget

Yeah I’m crazy, just a smidgen

Motherfuck me, get my waffle

Please forgive me for my nasal

Hold on…fuck you

Brace yourself, buck tooth

Yeah I golf, putt two

Swallow balls, nuts toooo-

Camel toe

Roman, yall want the full? [4x]

Bitches is insane

These bitches ain’t in my lane

Only bitches in the plane is bitches that give me brain!

Yeah, ain’t no motherfuckin’ bridge, bitch

Ain’t no motherfuckin’ hook, ain’t no motherfuckin’ third motherfuckin’ verse

Roman’s back, bitch

I fucked up your life last year this time, remember dat?

Remember dat, bitch? [2x]

I’m baaaaaaaaccccck

[Outro]

I double-dog dare ya

I double-dog dare ya

I double-dog any one of ya bitches to come out

I triple-dog dare ya

I triple-dog dare ya

I triple-dog any one of ya bitches to come out

I quadruple-dog dare ya

I quadruple-dog dare ya

I quadruple-dog any one of ya bitches to come out

I—uh—five times dare…you…bitch-ass hoes…YEAUHH!

VIL: Yasss this song is so amazing.

Roman: Now can we go back home and unfreeze everything?

VIL: Uggh fine.

They poofed back to America and unfreeze everything and sat on the couch. Martha came through the door. The VIL sat up straight and changed their voice back to Loriee's.

Martha: Why hello my beautiful children.

VIL: Hi mother.

Roman: Waddup.

Martha: So Loriee, what exactly did Roman do wrong while i was gone?

Roman looked at Martha and threw his hands up.

Roman: I didnt do nothin!!!!

VIL: Well mother, surprisingly Roman behaved himself.

Martha's eyes got big.

Martha: Well okay. What ever you did Loriee it worked.

Loriee giggles

Martha: Well im going to bed. Good night.

VIL: Good night mother.

Ugghhh even though those voices are getting on my nerves, but Roman might have a trick up his sleeve later on.