Relativity Falls: Deaf Stans Season 1

Buddy Rises

AN: Ria's TV doesn't have subtitles, but during the scene where Stan and Ford and everyone is watching the news, everyone who talks is on screen, so they're able to read their lips.

A dark shadow covered the town of Gravity Falls. A wrecking ball crashed into the Mystery Shack sign.

Ford woke up, screaming.

"I just had a horrible dream where Buddy stole the deed to the Mystery Shack, and kicked us out, and... we all had to move in with Ria's grandpa," he said.

"It wasn't a dream, bro," Stan said, laying beside him. Ford screamed again, waking everyone up. Ria's grandpa turned on the light.

"Ssh," he said, adding something in Spanish.

"Uh, sorry, Abuelito," Ford said. He looked around at the group. Bella and Fiddleford had stayed over last night for emotional support.

"Ooh Ria, your grandpa is so cool!" Stan said, walking over to the man. "And his skin is old man soft."

Stan rubbed Abuelito's face.

"Stanley, quit being creepy," Mabel rhymed. "The news is on."

"In a movement that has all of Gravity Falls buzzing, child psychic Buddy Gleeful," a picture of Buddy with a bunch of puppies appeared next to Tambry's face, "has taken surprise ownership of the Mystery Shack, previously belonging to area shyster, Mabel Pines."

A picture of Mabel in a devil costume showed up.

"That picture is taken out of context," Mabel defended.

"I'm not sure I want to know the context," Bella said.

"Now that you have the shack, what exactly are you planning to do with it?" Tambry asked Buddy and his dad, who were sitting beside her.

"We have a big announcement to make today," Gideon smiled.

"And as such, we'd like to cordially invite all the good people of Gravity Falls to join us," Buddy continued. "Free admission to everyone who wears their Buddy pin! It's my face."

He winked cutely, copying the face on the pin.

"I can't believe Buddy beat us," Ford said sadly. He set his head in his hands. "Usually I'm able to save the day. This is all my fault..."

"Don't worry, Ford," Stan said. "Looks like I'll have to be the family hero now!"

"Ooh, in that case, this might help," Mabel handed Stan a grappling hook.

"Cool!" Stan said. "Jelly grab!"

He shot the grappling hook at a jar of jelly. It broke, splattering all over the wall next to Abuelito.

"I'll get that," he said, and began to vacuum the wall.

"So you lost the shack," Ria said. She was wearing a nightgown and sat in front of a toy race track. "Look on the bright side, dudes! Now you get to live here with me, Ria! Hey, anyone wanna play race cars? They're out of batteries, but we can make pretend." She spat up two pieces of food onto her chest. "Would it be a new low if I ate that?" She laughed. "I'm kidding. I'm totally eating it."

"We have to get the shack back," Mabel said.

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A crowd was gathered in front of the Mystery Shack, cheering loudly. Gideon sat on a stage, playing a piano. Buddy burst through a curtain with his face on it. He wore a cape with the Tent O' Telepathy star on it.