I followed Sam to the house and I made sure I stayed on the path while Sam didn't.
"thanks for staying on my path." uncle says to Sam.
"oh, yeah. no, no dad, hey!" Sam says as uncle opens the screen door.
"At least Heather stayed on my path." uncle said
"the...oh the path. I'm sorry. I forgot about the path." Sam says as he leans against the screen door.
"I'm gonna sweep the whole thing right now." Sam says.
"you know, I buy half your car..." Ron starts saying.
"yeah"
"...than I bail you out of jail and than I decided to do all your chores." Ron finishes saying.
"the chores." Sam said.
"life is great huh?" Ron replies back saying.
"life..life is fantastic, is how good it is." Sam said.
I look over to where we left Mikaela with the Autobots, and saw Optimus standing up.
'hurry up, Sam' I think to myself.
"oh the trash cans. sorry, dad. I'll do the trash cans right now" Sam says.
"no no. don't want you to strain yourself" Ron says as he opens the door.
"no I won't strain myself, dad" Sam said as he pushed against the door.
"It would hurt my feelings if you did." Sam says
"you're sure" Ron asks him.
"I promise, I'll do it." Sam said.
"I'm gonna do the trash cans, scrape the grill, and sweep the whole house." Sam tells him as Optimus steps over the trees into the yard.
"tonight, right now?"
"right now. the..I love you. God. I love you. " Sam says and I just roll my eyes.
Ron goes back into the house and Sam and I turn around and look at the Autobots.
"What are you doing? what are you doing?" I ask as Sam says "watch the path! watch the path! watch the..please..please..no, no, wait. no, no, no! oh no!" Sam says as Optimus steps on the water fountain.
"oh, sorry. My bad." Optimus said to Sam.
"oh. I..you couldn't.." Sam starts saying.
"Sam, just shut the fuck up all ready. We need to find those damn glasses." I say.
Sam runs over to Mikaela and talks to her while I see Mojo come out and run up to Ironhide's foot and pees on it.
"no,no." Sam says as he runs over and grabs his dog.
"this is Mojo. He's my pet. okay? that's all. just put the guns away...."Sam starts saying.
"you have a rodent infestation." Ironhide states. "a what?" Sam asks "Shall I terminate?" Ironhide ask
"he's not a rodent, he's a chihuahua." I tell Ironhide before Sam could.
"We love chihuahuas, don't we?" Sam says.
"He's leaked lubricants all over my foot." Ironhide says as I laugh.
"H-he peed on you? bad Mojo, bad Mojo." Sam says as Ironhide repeats Sam's words.
"Bad Mojo. ugh, my foot's gonna rust." Ironhide says as he walks off.
"all right." Sam mumbles.
"shut up and go hide" Sam says while Optimus says, "just hurry."
Sam and I go inside and up to his room. "where are they? no..no..."Sam says as he moves his stuff around.
"damn, Sam, your room is messier than mine." I state as I start looking and I see Optimus lifting Mikaela up to Sam's window and she climbs in.
"time is short" Optimus mentions.
"they really want those glasses" Mikaela says as Sam helps her in.
"Come one. what are you doing?" Sam asks.
"I'm gonna help"
"okay."
"they're definitely gone." Sam says.
"What do you mean?" I ask.
"the glasses were in my bag. and the bag isn't here." Sam said.
"well, they're gonna be pissed. so what do you wanna do?" Mikaela states.
"I think you should check this whole section."
"not those. those are my treasure boxes." Sam says as he takes the boxes from Mikaela and puts them under his mattress.
"uh, Sam, look outside" I say. Sam runs over to the window and looks out and, "no,no,no,no, this isn't hiding. this my backyard." Sam says.
"Sam, Sam,Sam, Sam, He's back" Mikaela whispers loudly.
"what? Oh no, no" Sam says
"oops." Optimus says.
"listen. you got to listen to me." Sam said.
"if my parents come out here and see you, they're gonna freak out." Sam tells Optimus.
"we must have the glasses" Optimus tells him.
"I know you need them. I've been looking everywhere." Sam replies.
"they're not here." says Sam.
Sighing, "keep searching" Optimus says.
"I need you to be quiet for five minutes." Sam says.
Sam rambles on and on.
"calm down, calm down." Optimus tells him.
"Autobots, fall back" Optimus tells them.
"thank you" Sam says.
Just than I see Ratchet hit the power lines and fall down, I end up laughing at that and then suddenly, the lights go out and I squeal.
I run to my room and look for a flashlight and I find one and turn it on and head back to Sam's room, to see his parents standing in front of his door.
"Sam, you in there?
"How come the door's locked?" Ron asks.
"It was unlocked when I left to go to my room to grab a flashlight" I say, making them jump. "Heather, don't scare us like that." Aunt Judy says to me.
"sorry" I reply.
"you know the rules, no locked doors in my house."
"he'll start counting."
"one more chance. five.."
"if you don't open the door"
"oh dear"
"four. it's coming off the hinges, pal!"
"He's counting"
"Sam, just open the door"
"three"
"oh, my"
"two"
"He's counting"
"Stand back"
"what's up? what's with the bat?" Sam asks
"who were you talking too?" Ron asks
"I'm talking to you two"
"why are you so sweaty and filthy?"
"I'm a child. you know, a teenager"
"we heard voices and noises and we thought you were..."
"It's doesn't matter what we thought. what was the light?" Ron says
"Sam, hurry up" I mouth to him.
"you can't just bounce into my room like that." Sam says
"oh petes sake, you're so defensive. were you masturbating?" Judy asks
"uh, I'm just gonna go, Sam" I say as I walk away and went outside and over to the Autobots
"Shouldn't you be helping them?" Ratchet asks
"nah. I don't want to interrupt Sam getting chewed by uncle Ron and Aunt Judy" I say
"you could call it Sam's happy time or my special alone time with myself." Aunt Judy says and I bust out laughing my ass off.
"what is funny about that?" Ratchet asks me
"uh...um...well..." I say trying to figure out how to tell Ratchet what Judy said means.
"um...they're basically other words for..um...masturbation." I quickly say.
"what is masturbation?" Jazz asks.
"ya know what, look it up on the web. I ain't answering that type of question." I say
"the parents are very irritating" Ironhide says.
"told ya." I said
"Can I take them out?" Ironhide asks.
"Ironhide, you know we don't harm humans. What is with you?" Optimus tells him.
"well, I'm just saying we could. It's an option." Ironhide replies.
"really, Ironhide?" I say as I throw a wrench at him.
"ow, what was that?" Ironhide says
"I threw a wrench is all" I say as I head back inside the house.
"find the glasses, Sam?" I ask him as he walks down the stairs with Mikaela behind him.
"yah, my bag was in the kitchen." Sam replies as there's a knock on the door.
Ron goes and opens it.
"Ronald Wickity?" the guy asks
"It's Witwicky. Who are you?" Ron asks
"We're the government. Sector Seven." He says
"Never heard of it." Ron replies.
"Never will. Your children's the great-grandson and granddaughter of Captain Archibald Witwicky?" The guys asks.
"May I enter the premises, sir?" He asks as he just walks in.
"Ron, there's guys all over my yard" Judy says
"What the heck is going on here?" Ron asks.
"Your son filed a stolen car report last night. We think it's a national security matter."
"they're ripping up my rosebushes!"
"national security?"
"that's right. national security."
"my god, they're everywhere"
(A/n: just gonna skip a few lines.)
"drop the bat, ma'am"
"what's this?" Sam says as we go into the living room.
"how you doin'? your name's Sam and Heather?" the dude asks.
"yah" Sam says
Creepy ran a detector of some sort in front of us and it stops.
"Bingo. tag them and bag them." the guy says.
We're thrown into the back seat of a car and creepy sits in the passenger seat and turns to look at us.
