Fujioka #2 (OHSHC Fanfic) [Under Construction]

Chapter 2.5

"So.." Tamaki said with a small blush upon his cheeks. "Baka, don't you see Haruhi over there!" I said angrily as I slapped the back of his head. "Ow, well I didn't!" He said over dramatically. Not long after, Haruhi fell into the tent.

Staring at Tamaki shirtless, well technically opened, and I as well was shirtless must have given her the weirdest idea. "Am I interrupting something?" She asked blankly, before Tamaki and I shook our heads together. "Nope. As if I would do anything to him." I said as I glared at Tamaki. "Fujioka Haruhi-Sama, please disrobe so we may proceed with you first." A nurse said outside.

"Don't worry. I'll protect you Haruhi." Tamaki said adjusting his brown wig. What the hell is he doing? "Fujioka-Sama, are you ready to be measured now?" The nurse politely asked outside, along with the squealing of many fangirls standing outside. I better record this, I bet the twins put him up to this.

"Yes, I'm Haruhi Fujioka." He said so confidently as he exited the tent. Many murmurs came from crowd, including Tamaki this and Tamaki that. I burst in laughter and from a distance I could see the twins laughing.

We made eye contact while laughing, and I just gave them a thumbs up before dying down. "I'm sorry. They figured out." Tamaki said with a disappointed tone as he entered the tent, with Haruhi giving him the 'you piece of shit' glare. Yup, we are related!

"I'm gonna go now. Good Luck Tamaki!"

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"That wasn't so hard!" I said as skipped out of the examination area to the host club. "But what happened to them?" The twins approached me, fully dressed, pointing at the doctors in gurneys. "Nothing much, I think I fractured some of their fingers, and I sprained one of them!" I said with a happy smile.

"I don't recall them doing anything harmful." Kyoya appeared as he placed his arm onto my head. "I know, they just touch wherever." I said as a vein popped. "You know, I am starting to question your scholarship." Hikaru said. "What is your scholarship even for? Fighting?" Kaoru finished.

"You could say that. For my scholarship, it's sports-related." I said leaning on Kyoya. "Will Mr. Fujioka proceed to the Special Boys Clinic down the south wing, thank you." The intercom said. "Oh Haruhi you are still here?" I asked looking at Haruhi, who just randomly appeared.

"Yeah, you broke my other doctor." She said with a distressed tone. "Sorry." I said scratching my nape. "I went and set up a separate room because of her." Kyoya said pointing at me. "I figured these people worked for this poo-bag, so I arranged something using brute force." I said with a big smile.

"As expected from Haya." The twins said bonking my head lightly. "Well I better get going." She said as she walked away. From the side, we could here many girls voices in question. "Haruhi is..angry with me..." Tamaki said from a distance as he turned into...dust?

"That idiot." The four of us said in sync. "Hey, where are Honey-Senpai and Mori-Senpai?" I asked, and the three of them pointed to the crowd forming in the middle of the clinic. I have this odd craving for cake and glitter now. "It's like a rainbow formed without rain." I said as I could see the happiness emitting from the crowd, must be Honey-Senpai.

"I'm telling the truth! One of the doctors grabbed me by my shoulder. He was trying to make a pass at me. I've never been so terrified." A girl cried nearby us. We all approached and I patted her, and as she looked up she pounced on me, hugging me.

"Okay you can cry, but -- EW!!! OKAY NO NEED TO BLOW YOUR NOSE ON ME!" I said loudly as I pushed her off me and we stood up and I wiped her tears with my thumb. Great, now my shoulder feels sticky.

"What happened?" I asked as she cleared herself up. "I was standing normally by a the porcelain column, breathing in nice air, standing beautifully as my friends had left for their physical exams and I stood cutely waiting for them, looking out the far end window, before a horrendous man grabbed my shoulder leading to me screaming for he was trying to do something to me." She said in one breath.