Your Typical Teenage Diary

Josh Collins

Day Whatever

Josh Collins. A legend. Only the most legendary man at Meadowlands High School. Josh is 15 going on 16, and by far the most idiotic person in our home.

Josh has dated over 40 girls. YES. 40 GIRLS.

And he only dumped one of them, the other 39 dumped him. Pretty funny.

Josh is my best friend, and my companion, and we are both a team. Only the greatest team. We control the household when parents are away. And Corey and Layla always look up to us. But Corey and Layla just wanna kill us. It's not so good. Ever. But Josh always finds a way to shut down Corey and Layla. Only thing he's smart at is that.

Josh is musically talented and very athletic. He's built, and very handsome. I don't know if that counts as incest. Does it? Hopefully not, but he's your typical dream boy. In school, Josh is very popular. His grades are perfect. He's the perfect scholar athlete. Joshua Simon Collins picked up two scholarships for college for basketball and football and baseball. I know I said two, but basketball and baseball were combined for one scholar recruit. He's rare.

Avery