Funny Things!! Bad Pickup Lines

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by waughga

by waughga

Bad Pickup Lines 1-10

Bad Pickup Lines #1: Are you from McDonalds, because I'm loving you.

Bad Pickup Lines #2: If you were an item from McDonalds, you'd be the McGorgeous.

Bad Pickup Lines #3: Good thing I brought my library card, because I'm checking you out.

Bad Pickup Lines #4: Are you a light switch, because yore turning me on.

Bad Pickup Lines #5: Your body language is talking dirty to me.

Bad Pickup Lines #6: My water bed is ready to board.

Bad Pickup Lines #7: Are you Google, because you have everything I'm searching for.

Bad Pickup Lines #8: Hey baby, you better call life alert, because I've fallen for you, and I can't get up.

Bad Pickup Lines #9: Did the sun come out, or did you just smile.

Bad Pickup Lines #10: Is your name Gillette? Because your the best a man can get.

Notice: I don't make up everything in this book! All rights go to the creators! Funny Things!!