Funny Things!! Yo Mama'

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by waughga

by waughga

Yo Mama' Jokes 1-10

Yo' Mama Joke #1: Yo Mama' so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and screamed, "I got the power!"

Yo' Mama Joke #2: Yo Mama' so fat, even Kirby can't eat her.

Yo' Mama Joke #3: Yo Mama' so ugly, Bob the Builder can't fix her.

Yo' Mama Joke #4: Yo Mama' so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

Yo' Mama Joke #5: Yo Mama' so ugly, even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Yo' Mama Joke #6: Yo Mama' so fat, her belt size is equator.

Yo' Mama Joke #7: Yo Mama' so stupid, that it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo' Mama Joke #8: Yo Mama' so stupid, she thought Tiger Woods was a forest in India.

Yo' Mama Joke #9: Yo Mama' so fat, she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit.

Yo' Mama Joke #10: Yo Mama' so fat, she left the house with high heels, and came back with flip flops.

Notice: I don't make up everything in this book! All rights go to the creators! Funny Things!!