Patama Quotes
#1 "hindi lahat nakukuha sa ligaw ,ung ibA kc nakukuha sa agaw"
#2" ang ganda naman ng make up mO , 'pampatay' "
#3 "pwedeng pakisara naman yang legs mO kahit minsan , anO ka coNvenience store open 24/7"
#4 " bawasan ang kalandian kung hndi naman kagandahan"
#5 "ang ganda mO naman sa pictUre , sana pati inNer beauty nadadaAn sa photoshop nO?"
Love Quotes
#1 " maAaring isa ka lamang simpleng tao sa mundo ,pero ikaw naman ang mundo ng isang simpleng tUlad ko "
#2 "doNt love soMeoNe who's already inlove with anOther oNe ,cause if you do , its like buying a gun to shoOt yourSelf loadEd with unlimited bullets"
#3 "ang love ay parang dalawang taoNg naghihilaan ng rubBerbAnd, pag bumitaw ang isa paniguradong masasaktan pa ung nakakapit pa"
#4 "if i push you away doNt give up on me , i just want to see if your stroNg enough to stay with soMeoNe like me"
#5 "minsan kylangan nating hndi magparamdam
bkt?
Kc dun natin makikita kung cnO talaga ung taoNg hahayaAN ka"
Funny Quotes
#1 "Pedro:anu ulam ninyo?
Juan:Blanched green leafy veggie with crushed sweet tomato in sparkling salted sea
food.
Pedro:wow! Ang sarap naman nun.anu un?
Juan:talbos ng kamote at bagoong na may pinisang kamatis.kayo anu ulam ninyo?
Pedro:fish fillet de el nenyo.
Juan:wow susyal! Anu yun?
Pedro:tuyo!"
#2 "Madre: Ano ang apelyido mo, iho?
Sakristan: Alam nyo na ho yun sister, lagi nyo po yun hinahawakan.
Madre: Susmaryosep! Bayag ba ang apelyido mo?!
Sakristan: Sister naman, Rosario po.
-Ahahaha Hulee!!! :))"
#3 "In a kindergaten class, the little girl asked:
Girl: mam, mabubuntis po ba yung 40 yrs old???
Teacher: oo
Girl: yung 20?
Teacher: oo
...girl: yung 5 yrs old???
Teacher: hindi
(little boy whispered)
Boy: sabi ko sayo eh... wag kang kabahan... :>"
#4 "Jeep pinara ng isang pulis..
Driver: bakit boss ano violation ko?
Pulis: wala!
Driver: gagung to! bakit mo ko pinahinto?
Pulis: gagu ka rin!! sasakay ako diba jeep to!!! tanga!!! "
#5 "Mahirap mag panggap na masaya ka
Mahirap mag panggap na masaya ka
lalo na sa sitwasyong
.
.
TAENG tae ka na...!"
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silent readers ,, kaway kaway xD
BINABASA MO ANG
Patama, Love and Funny Quotes (COMPLETED)
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