It was a dark and stormy night. I was sitting under my covers and dreaming about me and Dylan kissing. It was so hot. I decided to take off my clothes and kept dreaming about Dylan...why won't he notice me? I need to get him to notice me, but how? He only talks to big Youtube stars like CanadianCraft and Inniocent13. Maybe I should make a channel...but how? I have a potato for a microphone and I could use my Iphone to record the screen, but will I get fam-fam? I just want him to notice me, but that'll take so long! If only I could get into a Skype call and send him nudes, I know I'd make him happy. We would jerk to each other all day long like a hyper hamster. Well I'm gonna go and squeeze me tits for a couple hours, but when I return, I'm going to start my Youtube channel. Now what will I call it...Oh, how about FabulousDarkness?!
