Whilst investigating the death of a local Bread Scientist, a Doctor called AyyePapiJulio uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, delicious bread circulating throughout the bed. As soon as anyone uses the bread, he or she has exactly 2.1 days left to live.
The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look delicious. A marked person feels like a hungry hippo.
AyyePapiJulio gets hold of the bread, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into his mind: a wet dog balancing on a Bread Scientist's head, an old newspaper headline about an eating accident, a hooded t-rex ranting about the chocolate truffle mountains as far as the eye can see, gumdrop stepping stones spread across rivers of whipped cream, licorice roots and sweet smelling minty fields, a plethora of delicious treats this candy coated world yields.
When AyyePapiJulio notices his spleen have hippo-like properties, he realizes that the curse of the delicious bread is true and calls in his wify, a MILF Commander called AyyeMamiJulia, to help.
AyyeMamiJulia examines the bread and willingly submits herself to the curse. She finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. She finds the wet dog balancing on a Bread Scientist's head particularly chilling. She joins the queue for a supernatural death.
AyyePapiJulio and AyyeMamiJulia pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded t-rex. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?
Praise for The Curse of the Delicious Bread
"This is actually pretty scary. I'll never be able to look at another delicious bread for as long as I live."- The Daily Tale
"Oh please! There's nothing scary about a wet dog balancing on a Bread Scientist's head. Are we supposed to feel spooked?"- Enid Kibbler
"The hooded t-rex really freaked me out."- Hit the Spoof
"I hope AyyePapiJulio and AyyeMamiJulia will get married."- Zob Gloop
