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Other names: Rissy (not a favourite) , Ice King, Melon Head (not a favourite either), Troublemaker, Bad Boy (to Sabre only!), Dork (I still hate that name Clarissa!)
Species: Metahuman!
Gender: Dude, you can clearly see that I am a BOY!
Sexuality: Sorry, I'm straight
Siblings: 1
Clarissa: My aggravating, nerdy, yet lovable, kind sister. @_Clarissa_Pines_
Reece: My awesome, blonde badass Father. @Technomancer7707
Claire: My amazing, spectacular Mother. @_Claire_Nunez_
Best friends: Sabre Ross _Sabre_Melissa_Ross_), Clarissa Pines, and Selena Hayes
Okay, now for some more personal stuff. I don't have a favourite colour. I prefer dogs, cause they're naturally awesome, over cats. I only like the big cats, like sabre-toothed tigers! If I had the opportunity, I would separate myself from Clarissa as a baby. Sharing a womb with her was soo...annoying! At first, it was going good. I was practically doing constant backflips, inside of Mom. But then, we started growing and then...there just wasn't enough space! You guys understand where I'm coming from right? Lucky, you guys got your own uterus to flip around in. Beside, if my Dad had the opportunity, of course, he'd keep me. I mean, who wouldn't?
Before I take up this entire chapter ranting on my family, which might be another chapter to come, I wanna fill out the personals first. So, the Sabre thing? She's my cousin. But I don't care! She is hot! Like Aunt Katherine! Uncle Luke and Aunt Evelyn were lucky to hit that! I mean Aunt Katherine, not Sabre. Cause, it might sound weird, but she really is beautiful. And her daughter...well this one...amazing. Sabre is drop dead gorgeous to me. And she may try not to show it, but I know that she has a crush on me. However small it is, it's still a crush. =). So, if you have a problem with me liking my cousin, you might as well leave and stop reading, cause I will talk about her frequently. I don't care if she's bisexual, she and I will be together! One day! I even came up with our ship name! Sabrisse! Or is it Rissabre?
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Which do you prefer? =)
I am kinda vain, and I have my Dad's annoying habit of always referring to myself in the third person. Sometimes, it even annoys me. What else? Uh...you guys all know that the Pines Family is rich and we live in a huge mansion in Obsidian Waste, Connecticut, so Imma just leave that out... Oh, I like danger and getting into trouble! And Ice! And Sabre! And hamburgers! And cool stuff! And Sabre! but what I don't like...egg salad, fish (which is ironic, since Sabre's a water elemental), Social Studies, Principal Perry, too much hanging around goodie-two-shoes, reading in a boring Library...this list can go on and on. But my worst enemy...Boredom. Do I wanna hang around Boredom and all my other dislikes...
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