I've been really depressed lately. I don't know how to cope without my ex girlfriend I recently broke up with.
I sit in my room and play sappy feelies music to try and cope, it's been like that for an hour and nothing's worked.
I start to lose hope to ever get over her so I scroll on Instagram, get a couple dms here and there every 15 minutes
I see a post on @freak._postsig and it really turns me on
I mutter 'shit' and go on pornhub like any other guy & calmly stroke my 4 inch
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It didn't seem to satisfy me so I think of something
An idea came to mind. I give myself a handjob for 3 minutes straight and my hand goes numb as hell
I try and reach down for my own dick and start sucking on the tip since I can't reach all of the way down
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I stop and smile at myself thinking my ex could never and continue doing so for 10 more minutes.
So I think of something crazier. Everyone knows the saying "Go fuck yourself" so I guess you can say I did that. Literally.I hear a knock on my door as my jizz gets all over me and my mom barges in
Ever since then, she's been calling me a failed abortion.
But also ever since then I got over my ex and fell in love with myself and lived happily ever after.
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