"draco?" rosie called from the dark closet. she and draco had pretended to be sick so they could snog all day. she waited and waited until the door to the potions closet began to open. she puckered her lips and kissed the man at the door, thinking it was draco. it was snape the potions teacher, and he wore an angry look on his face. he began farting which made everyone laugh. a"rosie you idiot!"he yelled."when i am kissed i begin farting! its a curse!" his farts became very stinky so the class had to leave. snape looked madder my the second. she looked over at the door and saw draco wave cheekily at her. she ran to him which made her run into snape. he flew in the air and his arse landed in a cauldron. he began to fart soo bad and soo stinky that it blew up hogwarts. everyone was launched into the air and they died (including rosie and draco). dumbledore was still alive and he took a good sniff of the stinky air. "mmm something smeels good" he said before he too died because of the impact of the ground. the end of hogwarts.
