Cluttered Space

"It's all looking a bit of a mess sir."

"I quite agree Peter. It looks ghastly. When I created the sun and the moon and the stars and.... What's the name of that planet Peter?"

"Earth sir. It was one of your speedier creations."

"That's right, Earth. Well, when I created that place and its people I didn't think they would end up littering space with their satellites and space stations. It's all too much. Something needs to be done."

"What did sir have in mind? Destroy the planet maybe? Start again with a race that is not so technically minded?"

"I am inclined to obliterate the place and start again. The trouble is I'd have to go to the other Gods if I wanted to start all over again. Such hard work getting these ideas through committee. No, we need a simpler solution."

"What about getting rid of the clutter instead sir. I could pop out tonight and cut the strings tethering them to Earth. They would then simply drift away."

"Excellent idea Peter! I don't know what I'd do without you. Sounds like fun. I might even join you. Can you lend me a pair of scissors?"

Sorry is only 1 chapter :D