Friendship is a Freaking Messed Up Thing~ Sugar

Chapter 16

In case your wondering...

Ash is Ashton Irwin from 5 Seconds of Summer. The reason why we only say Ash is because we keep accidentally calling him Ass-chin and Ash is just easier. :)

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Dubbie bursted through the front door of my house.

"Me and Niall broke up!" She screamed.

"Oh Dubbie! I'm sorry!" I said.

"Oh I'm not. We had some relationship problems and it just wasn't working out." She said.

"Ok then." I continued my baking, tossing a tray of crumpets in the oven for Harry.

"And I'm already dating again!" She cheered.

"Who?" I said at the same time as Harry and Krys, who had popped there heads down from upstairs, where they were playing video games.

"Ass-chin from- god dammit- ASH from 5 Seconds of Summer!" She cheered.

"But I thought I already tried to set you up with him after you and Niall's first divorce?" I asked.

"Yeah but at that time I still had feelings for Niall. Now, I hate his fucking guts!" She replied.

"Oookkaayy... So bring him over for dinner tonight. He can stay for the prom story I have to finish too. Speaking of that! I forgot how you Ash had a fling in high school after you and Niall!" I said.

"Yeah I'm pretty sure everyone forgot about that after graduation." She stated.

"But you guys were so cute together!" Harry whined from the top of the stairs.

"Well we're going out again so I don't know why you're whining!" Dubbie yelled.

"Crumpets are ready!" I cut in.

"Yay!" Harry and Krys cheered as they ran down the stairs.

They immediately sat at the table and dug in.

I sighed as the crumbs from them eating dropped on the floor.

"Not my freshly cleaned floor you little shits!" I yelled as my anger boiled inside me and my OCD kicked in.

They paused and looked at me with frightened faces but then slowly began stuffing their faces again.

I turned to Dubbie and said,

"Bring him over tonight. I'm making a nice dinner that I'm sure he'll like." I said, sadly, like a mom and housewife even though Harry and I aren't married and don't have kids.

"Sure thing, Suggs!" Dubbie cheered before walking outside and slamming my bright yellow front door.

I turned back to Harry and Krys and continued screaming at them and pulling out big knives to get them to clean up their crumbs.

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Prom is next chapter! I PROMise! See what I did there! Lol. Love ya! 😍😘😛😜😎