Once upon a time, there were three girls one of which was named Moogen. She was dumb af and had a miserable life living in her mom's basement eating cheese meanwhile having an existential crisis. Next girl was named Cathwin, she hates school. Finally, there was ReyCHEele, she was a corrupted demon child who played Roblox OOF songs 24/7 which tormented Moogen and has a weird obsession with Korean dudes. One day, meanwhile Moogen was listening to her usual "Ocean Man" song on her compooter, ReyCHele blasted into the room with a boombox playing "Wii music but with Roblox death sound" on loop. Moogen was about to grab her super kawaii anime sword but decided not to and instead fought fire with fire. Moogan went to her computer on Youtube and typed "Ocean Man earrape" and blasted it back at ReyCHele, ReyChele did a weird anime noise thing. Right in the middle of Moogen and ReyCHele's battle of terrible songs, Cathwin came in, "Y'all are dumb and just woke me up from a nap" She said, "You now must pay". "omae wa mou shindeiru" Cathwin said and at the same time ReyCHele and Moogen exclaimed "NANI?!!". Cathwin started shooting math tests with F's on them at ReyCHele and Moogen, ReyCHele exclaimed "EVERY ASIAN'S WEAKNESS!". This went on for about 2 minutes and by the time Cathwin was done ReyCHele and Moogen were lying on the floor in defeat with the OOF and Ocean Man music still playing in the background. Cathwin then left and went back to her nap.
and then I ran out of ideas :(
