Trapped in The White House with Kevin Spacey

The world was burning. Kate stared out the window, her parents driving. The radio was playing Total Eclipse of The Heart.
Today was her parents annual trip to the White House. Things had been different since Trump had been elected. People rioted in the streets. A rogue oil driller opened a portal to the  Harry Potter universe. The free market reigned, and the KKK had bought NASA and now lived on the moon. Her parents were still optimistic for this year's trip.
" Its going well this year, Kate. I heard there was a Hungarian Horntail pack lifting cars off the road on the East Coast. Also, don't look at the moon, honey. It's racist, goddamn those cloaked villains."
Dad was right. A very horrible phrase was emblazoned across the moon in neon lights, just above the swastika. Kate hated the space racists, Trump and Harry Potter.

Chapter 2

Well, here we are. Thanks to the magic now in possession of the Government, the White House now levitated above DC. Kate and her parents got out of the black sedan and headed to the check in booth. There wasn't a large group today. A troll in a red dress was ahead of them. America was pretty rough nowadays, Kate thought, as she watched a guy snort floo powder off the hood of his car. If only she could find love in this hopeless place.
" Name please." The house elf in the booth drawled. A stuck a cigarette in his mouth and lit it with a snap of his fingers.
" Kate Smith." She spoke slowly and clearly. A ticket magically puffed in front of her.
Kate noticed the tall, handsome mysterious man staring at her behind her. She smiled and blushed, and so did he. He looked like a guy who could play a voice actor of a cat maybe.
" My name is Kevin Spacey. It is nice to meet you." He shuffled awkwardly and they shook hands.
" K-Kate." They stared deeply into each others eyes. Kate and Kevin held hands and walked up to the magic staircase. Kate looked up at the moon. She thought her eyes were playing tricks on her, but Kate thought she saw something lift off the surface towards them.

Chapter 3

" And here we have some paintings of past presidents, I don't know I've never been to the white house lol." The tour guide said. Everyone oohed.
Kevin had already proposed to Kate and her parents were happy with it. They planned on having a summer wedding next year.
" And here at the end of the tour, you get to meet Mr.Trump himself!" The tour guide exclaimed excitedly, as a curtain pulled away behind him. A small, fat man sat astride a powerful hippogriff. He wore a long golden coat and held a staff of immense power. A troop of humble Latino men carried his coat tails that trailed down to the ground.
" Welcome one and all, to my kingdom!"
He gestured around him, scattering light into the massive cathedral hall they were all standing in now. He opened his mouth to speak, but just as he did there was a massive explosion. Kevin pulled Kate away just in time. She gasped at what was happening before her. Life was never going to be the same again.

Chapter 4

A horde of dragons circled the White House. One burst its head through a cathedral window, spurting gouts of flame into the hall. Others clawed the walls away, causing a lot of damage.
Just then, a flying saucer landed beside the White House. Doors opened, and white hooded figures with jet packs shot up to the White House. Their laser rifles opened up and the White House erupted in flashing lights. These annoyed the dragons, so soon the dragons were fighting the laser cannons of the racist mothership. It was pure and utter chaos.
Meanwhile, inside the White House Kate and Kevin hid in the oval office.
" We might die, so let's fuck."
Kevin ripped off Kates clothes, and bent her over the desk. She gasped as he entered her and began pumping his hips. Moaning filled the room from both of them. As she neared her climax, she pushed him down on the desk and climbed on top. She stared deeply into Kevin's eyes as she slowly slid down, up, down, up. Then, just as he filled her the window behind them burst in. Clansmen zip lined in.
Wasting no time, Kate rolled away to safety. Kevin leapt up and grabbed a rifle from one of them. They were surprised so much by the middle aged actor that Kate could sneak up behind them and grab another rifle. Dodging lasers, they disintegrated clansman after clansman. Soon they were pulling back on their clothes amongst the piles of ash. Kevin looked at her and whispered.
"I have a plan."

Chapter 5

They stalked the halls, stealthily taking out Clansmen they came across.
Soon, they were back in the cathedral hall. Two walls were down, and a dragon had half its body in. It opened its mouth as Kate and Kevin held each other. Then, incredibly, Trump astride a hippogriff leapt in front of the pair and blocked the flame with his staff. Then he leapt forward and crushed its skull with a magic beam.
"Kate! This is a prophecy! You must take my hippogriff and destroy the moon!" Trump shouted as he destroyed a group of Clansmen with icemagic.
"But... Kevin..." Kate said as she climbed on top of the hippogriff.
" It's okay, Kate. I choose to live as a gay man now." He smiled as the hippogriff lifted off the ground into the sky. Tearfully, she watched as Trump and Kevin stood back to back, facing a horde of dragons and racists, possibly dragon racists.
Inexplicably, the White House exploded behind her. She felt like this was a good conclusion to this part of the story.

Smiling, she patted the neck of her hippogriff. On to the moon, Kate thought. To destroy it and end racism.