50 (Failed) Evil Plans

1. Step 3- *Kaboom!*

Mapleshade: Hello and welcome to 50 Evil Plans, hosted by the Dark Forest *muffled screech from backstage* OH BE QUIET IT'S CALLED 50 EVIL PLANS FOR A REASON

Mapleshade: Anyways we have a special guest, Shiverfrost! *Pre-Recorded clapping audio in background*

Shiverfrost: I have a plan to kidnap a kit from StarClan. *More recorded clapping* *scene switches to the StarClan/Dark Forest border* It involves explosives.

*A few bombs are pushed onto the scene, followed by Eaglescratch*

Shiverfrost: Eaglescratch I told you not to join me

Eaglescratch: but I wanna help I can help I killed Amberpool Graystar—

Shiverfrost: OK OK BUT YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO TALK NOW SET UP THE EXPLOSIVES BUT DON'T LIGHT ANYTHING

Eaglescratch: yes ma—

Shiverfrost: I SAID SILENCE YOU MORON

Shiverfrost: step one, scratch the place on the barrier separating the DF and StarClan to weaken it

*Recorded gasp of disgust plays as Shiverfrost's claw rips off*

Shiverfrost: *ignores bleeding paw* step two, charge at it with a huge metal hammer and bang as hard as you can

*The deafening sound of metal hitting the barrier can be heard from up to 1000 miles away*

Shiverfrost: step three—

*A huge explosion is seen behind her and her fur turns black from the dust flying everywhere*

Eaglescratch: *in a bloody heap next to the bombs*

Shiverfrost: DAMNIT EAGLESCRATCH