RANDOM SHIPS OF PEPOOOOOOLE (people) I KNOWZZZZ

Person 2 x person 1

Person 1 x person 2-

      Every day, person 3 and person 4 would fight over person 1, and he was having enough of it.
"Oh person 1! Want to be my partner in the project?" Person 3 would.
"Ha! You think he'd want to work with an idiot like you? 'OOOooOOOooOoOoHhh PErrsOHn OOnE!!!!! WaaaaaNT To Be MY PaRTNeR?!?!?!?!'" Person 4 would mock.
     Person 1 would just say,"ohhh.... sorry. I'm already working with person 2...." and he would get to working with person 2. Person 3 and person 4 would exchange looks, roll their eyes, and go choose someone else.
     One day, person 3 noticed something. Person 1 and person 2 seemed to be really close. She looked down and.... THEY WERE HOLDING HANDS!!!! She looked around and saw that person 4 saw it too. They exchanged confused looks, and person 4 mouthed 'what the heck just happened???'.
    Person 4 and person 3 decided to make a truce just to see what the heck was going on. But Person 1 and person 2 had no clue that they saw them together.
   "Hey person 2, have you noticed that person 4 and person 3 have been getting along?" Person 1 asked.
   "Well to be honest, yeah. They have been a bit nicer..."
   "That's odd.... they're always going crazy for me."
   Person 2 got a bit closer,"don't worry about them. You've got me."
   Person 1 blushed as his lips touched person 2's. They had no idea that person 4 and person 3 were watching, until person 3 ruined the moment with a long, dramatic gasp. Person 2 spun around as person 1 peeked over his shoulder. Person 2's face went red, while person 1 hid his face behind person 2's back. Person 3 looked like she had just seen a ghost, and person 4, surprisingly, had a huge grin from ear to ear. The room was silent.
    "THE SHIP HAS SAILED!!!!" Person 4 squealed, breaking the awkward silence.
   "Heh.... it... it's not what it looks like.... We were just—" Person 2 said before being interrupted by person 1 tapping his shoulder and shaking his head.
   THEN SUDDENLY A GAINT CANADIAN thing WEARING ONLY CHEESECAKE FLEW OVER AND SHOUTED,"HA GAAAAAY!!!"
   Person 4 threw a grenade at him and he blew up, covering everything in chocolate frosting.
   "Stupid idiotic baka..." person 4 mumbled, then the world exploded and person 1 and person 2  lived happily ever after.