Distant Galaxy

Drunk Star And A God Gun Spells Other Gods Death

What in the name of Life was THIS!? A god gun has been found.
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Author's note:

I am crying so hard. The so called piano competition was just a dumb recital. Godammnit! Anyway made so many types of plot for this chapter. I chose this instead. Star has a GUN!!!

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"Wooo!!! So many *hiccup* sparkly stuffz!!!" Cosmos Star Axer is drunk. He drank an Alcohol Godess's special wine and now looked like a man doing drugs.

"Oh man! I...did..didn't knew they do winez! Looked like *vomits on Conifer's carpet* drugzs! Oh maybe it was! Ha..ha! *hiccup* huh. We..irdzz...." oh, yeah... I was definetely drunk through my bone.

I laughed drunkly and hiccuped. I saw Conifer looking dissapointedly at me. "Hey...Crm..cryba..*drools* baby! Wanna dr..inkzz?" I offered him the wine bottle I was holding and he just giggled. "Getting your twin drunk? Not a chance in god king's life, bro-bro!"

"Whuzz...the big *hiccups* dea?" I asked him and walked like the drunk I was towards him. Once I reached close to him in the kitchen. I flopped head first on the dining table and tries my best to sit up and look cool.

"You really should drink some water. You have livers. I do too but I'm not drinking at all." Conifer passed me a glass of water and I took it. I tried to to pour the water in my mouth. But it only went in my nose and I cough vigorously. "Damnz...i feel so...*hiccup* uselezz..!" I complained
At myself and drooled on the dining table.

"You are. Aren't you?" Conifer says and made his way to sit on one of the four chairs that was nicely placed around the round oak table. "Nahz! I *vomits on Conifer's shoe* puah! Have goodz... brain!" I defended my pride.

"Urgh! Goddamnit bro! Why my shoes!? And this was a limited edition
One too..." Conifer glared at me. "You think *hiccup* i'd carez!?" I said in response and Conifer only stuck his tounge out and walked to the bathroom. And I only looked at Conifer's breakfast.

"Do gods even need food?" I muttered under my breath and sat up to my bedroom. I made myself a small bedroom by crushing half of my brother's upper house and poof myself a giant castle while making the giant castle float and look awesome on my brother's shameful mansion.

And yes. That is small. I then saw a galaxy orb coming like a bull on my beautiful castle. I flicked my wrist and the meteor crushed itself and turned into a small gun. A meteor gun was really rare and absolutely illegal. Because it could kill meteor gods in a shot and poison a few other different gods for a whole millenia.

The only word that stood in that information to me was ILLEGAL. I feel excited on the thought to have it.
And now it was just floating uselessly in space. I looked at it and grinned viciously. My very own God Gun.

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I jumped from my bed. Whew. That was just another dream. Huh. Wow. A very Illegal one at that. I should see my good ol' friend Marlyn to make my nightmares illegal. He would most definetely say sure on that. Since i'll probably BEG him to make it Illegal.

"Oh shit...." I panted for a bit and cradled my pained head. Headache? Oh...Oh no...Oh the underworld please NO. I quickly ran to my twin's gigantic window. Don't question why a gigantic window. He wants to be overdramatic.

When I saw what was happening outside. I had to stop blinking for a minute. Why? Well here is the reason. This galaxy is totally doomed. Forever. The outside looked like True hell. And i'm the one saying that.

"Fucking dead..." I gasped out. Out the window was floating dead gods and free devils partying and a self-harming emo kid from my galaxy eating glue. The god of souls desperately trying to run away from multiversel demon wolves.

Lava liquid spilling out of babies mouth and turning other galaxy into ashes while reincarnating the galaxies just to be eaten by a humangous red dragon from chinese legends. There were also gods being tortured till' they die by some drunk copy of me.

"I am most certainly dead." I started to try and bail from there. That is until, "COSMOS YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" What is this a sequel to chapter one!? "Gods no." "Gods says YES." My twin brother was turned into one of those horror movie clowns. And zombie dead snake vomiting cats followed after him.

"Fix all these shits you fucking made!" He demanded me and I just need to nod. I moved all my fingers upwards and all of the things that I messed with floats. Even my twin. I then moved them around like I was playing piano and closed my eyes only to open them to show a rainbow glow on both of my eyes.

Did I mention that I had a Star mark on my forehead? No. Well I definetely do. It glowed bright sky blue and the same blue glowed on my hand and slithers from my Star mark to my second Star mark on the back of my hand. The second Star mark glowed a dark ocean blue and made the sky blue magic to flow out from it.

"Alles dat no ûnder myn krêft is wat it ienris wie en stopje Bod mor fucking Rhyfedd. Wrth i mi ei ail-wneud. Bydd anifail yn dychwelyd i'w frest ac yn cael eu cloi am byth fel sut i fod." I locked my soul with an illegal spell. Yes. Illegal. I could've died right now. But i'm way too powerful to die.

I spoke in two different language. Western Frisian and Welsh. I mixed both just like the spell book told me to. The teachers would be proud but they died the day they told me to utter the Health Spell. I'm not good at medical things, okay!? Let's freaking face the harsh dick slapping truth already!

The once dead gods blinked slowly. Fluttering their eyes open and they're body getting fixed fully in one go with a little swirl of my sky blue magic. The devils were caged with my magic and the wolves turns into harmless bunnies while the chased god faints and teleported away from this galaxy. The emo kid flew skin first then the inner layer. Basically I made that kid to stop existing. Now, wait. The dragons and babies escaped and Conifer's planet...let's not talk about it.

My drunk copy turning to blue liquid which is my magic and returns to my body. The tortured gods had all they're magics sucked out by me and they turned into mortals. I chuckled as I smash they're body to my galaxy's planet, Earth. Now they're mine.

As I finished everything...oh, right my twin and the cats. I seperated the cats and the snakes making them turn normal again. And magicked my twin to his usual bubbly self. Losing all the memory of me being drunk and causing chaos to his galaxy.

"What's up bro-bro?" He asked when I slowly returned to my normal feautures. "Eh, nothing." I shrugged him out and asked him if I could go back to my galaxy. When I teleported back in Milky Way I met my good ol' friend.

"Hello. Star. We need you in front of the council today."
"Classic Marlyn."

Author's note:

Yay! Finished at last. Now my other books awaits! Internet sometimes sucks. Anyway, hope you stars enjoyed it! Marlyn is gonna be a baddass serious character.

CYA STARS AND SKYS☆ BUH-BYE!

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Sorry:

The words Star said earlier was

"Everything that is now under my power shall be what it once was and STOP

Then the second language

Being so fucking weird. As I shall remake it. Souls shall return to their chest and be locked forever like how it was supposed to be."