The Tale of the KM Rawrington

Disclaimer: This will not be accurate in any shape or form. (So history people, grammar and spelling Nazis; don't get angry at me)

Many soldiers tell stories anout how battles are glorious with lots of honor. Not true for me. They talk about being survivors and living through this mess as heroes but, quite frankly I, Jarvis Smith, commander of the U-6969 or the KM Rawrington, want to die!. You may think "Oh! a U boat commander, you must have taken down many of those silly American ships. You must be a hero!". That's also a major misconception for my crew. They are horrid. My crew is nicknamed the "Derp Crew" and there's a reason for that. Listen in to the tale if you really want to have your brain dissipated. This amount of Derp is contaugious, there is no shame in backing down now and saving your self. Well, here we go on a tale of the KM Rawrington.