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Kenny McCormick
Kyle and I have been dating for about two months now. He's really caring, smart, and the most beautiful guy in our school, which is why I asked him out.
But there are way to many problems with Kyle and I's relationship...
First of all, every guy I've talked to thinks Kyle is cute, hot, sexy, whatever. Pretty much everybody in school wants a piece of him and I'm honestly not comfortable with that, being his boyfriend and all.
Secondly, I'm pretty sure Kyle is just dating me because he was scared to turn me down when I asked him out. We've been friends for years and if he turned me down, things would probably be really awkward.
Thirdly, I'm always dead and shit. Kyle knows about me dying and it kills him to think about all the pain I must go through. I tell him not to think about it, but I know he does anyway.
And lastly, everyone hates the two of us being together. Don't get me wrong, nobody is homophobic or anything. It's just like I said, everyone likes Kyle and is jealous that I'm dating him. That's probably why people have been so mean to me the past two months. Also, alot of the girls at this school find me attractive and are mad I'm fucking Kyle instead of them.
But we're still happy together and get along really well. When we aren't in bed, we are pretty much just normal friends hanging out.
As much as I love our relationship, all good things must come to an end. This whole thing with Kyle isn't working out the way I thought it would two months ago.
Which is why I'm breaking up with him today.
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I walk over to the bus stop in my orange parka, brown boots, and dark blue jeans.
I look up to see Kyle and Stan laughing and Cartman sitting on the sidewalk next to them, eating cheesey poofs.
"Hi Kenny", Kyle greets with a bright smile. I smile back and stand next to him. He pecks my cheek and I blush a light pink. Cartman mumbles a fag comment and stands up as the bus stops in front of us.
Before Kyle gets on I tug his sleeve and he turns to face me. "Hey Ky, can we talk at lunch today. It's sorta important", I ask in a bit of a sad tone. Kyle noticed this and frowned a bit.
"Sure Ken", he nods. I get on the bus and take a seat next to Butters. The two of us have been hanging out so much lately, we've become really great friends.
I turn around and notice Kyle take a seat next to Stan. I guess Butters is kinda like my super best friend. I mean, we've been through so much together and have such a strong relationship. I hate to admit it, but I think I like Butters more then I like Kyle. Maybe after Kyle and I are finished, I might have a shot with him. Heh, what am I thinking? Butters isn't like that. Is he?
"Whatcha thinking bout Ken?", I hear the familiar voice ask. My head turns to face Butters. "Sorry, did I interupt? You looked pretty deep in thought", he questions in a soft, innocent voice.
"Just kinda nervous about lunch today", I respond with a frown. "I might mess up our friend group."
"What are ya gonna do at lunch Ken?", Butters asks a bit worried. Should I tell him? Nah, I want this break up to just be between Kyle and I. Nobody else had to get involved.
"I might tell ya later", I reply as the bus comes to a stop. I stand up and head towards the school.
Today is gonna suck.
_______________________________________-Lunchtime-
Classes today went by faster then I thought they would. Especially in PE sense it was a free day.
I notice Kyle at a table alone, looking over at me with a small grin. I take a deep breath and sit down next to him. "You wanted to talk?", Kyle questions. I nod and get comfortable in my seat. This is harder then I thought.
I look into his shining emrald eyes. I should have planned this better. "We're done", I spit out a bit harshly. Jesus, that sounded rude. What? It's my first time breaking up with someone!
"Listen Ky, things aren't really working out and I think that-", I stop talking when I realize he's crying. "I'm sorry, still friends?", I add.
He tries to wipe his tears with his hands but fails miserably. "W-what did I do wrong?", he asks desperately with more tears flowing down his cheeks.
"Nothing. In fact, you are the best boyfriend I have ever had. It's just, I found someone else and... Well, you get the idea", I tell him. I grab a tissue out of my pocket and hand it to him. He takes it and wipes his face off.
I look around the cafeteria and notice everyone's attention on us. Maybe I should have met Kyle somewhere more private.
"Hey you alright Ky?", I ask, patting his back.
"I umm... I will be", he responds, getting up and walking out of the cafeteria, everybody's eyes on him.
I sigh and head over to the table with all my friends, Butters, Stan, Clyde, Token, Cartman, Jimmy, and Tweek.
"What was that about?", Stan and Butters ask, almost in unison.
"I... Broke up with him", I admit. What would be the point in lying?
"Wait so Kyle is like... Available?", Clyde asks, a bit to happy. Everyone gives him a small glare.
"Dude, to soon", Token tells him, the table nodding in agreement.
"Kenny you fucking asshole. Kyle loves you and you just fucking stabbed his fucking heart and now he's gonna be sad and unhappy and not himself", Stan panics.
"Dude it's not my fault, I just happened to find someone else I like more", okay... That came out the wrong way.
Stan throws his fork at my face and I dodge it just in time. "Jesus Stan, you almost killed me!", I shout at him.
"Whatever, you would just come back anyway", he growls, crossing his arms. I sigh and look over at the door.
I guess we won't be talking for a while...
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