Hi! I will be writing a series of books called : The worst day of my life. There will be many different books with different plots. They are all humour books. So, enjoy!
One fine day and i really mean a fine day, I woke up and looked at my digital alarm clock. I looked at my DIGITAL alarm clock and found out that it was only 6:08 in the morning but when I flippwd it over, IT WAS 8:09. Ah! I am so late! So damn really late! I immediately ran as fast like not just a bolt of lightning, but like million of bolts of lightning. I stuff all my documents in my file and ran to my car.
I start the engine but it just went VROOM! VROOM! vroom! vroo! vr! and my car went dead. Oh no! I instantly ran with my fastest speed or you may say: as fast as a jaguar. Oh hey wait, is it a jaguar or a cheetah? hmm...... Ah! It doesn't matter. I ran and ran and suddenly a lady ran past me and knocked until me. All my things dropped. I exclaimed, " Hey you!" I looked up and saw her beautiful face. All of a sudden, THe whole environment changed and It became so romantic. I swear I saw her becoming an beautiful angel. Ah..........
" Mr, Mr, yoohoo, the sky is falling!" the lady said. I woke up from my daydream and said," what!" The lady immediately said that she was lying. I looked to the floor and found out that all my things were scattered all over the ground. i instantly demanded her to picked up my things and apologised to me but she just argued back, saying that it was just and accident and that I was incorrigible. I wanted to argue back but she stepped on my leg with her high-heel shoe. She then walked away. I wanted her to come back but the immense pain was killing me. I jumped with my the other leg to a bench. She is indeed a wolf in sheep's clothing or is it sheep in wolf's clothing? Ah! it doesn't matter.
Suddenly, I felt something dripping on my hand. I looked at it and found out that it was BIRDSHIT! Oh no! this is the most unluckiest day of my life! I ran to the nearest washroom to clean my hand, tolerating the pain. As I was washing, I looked at my watch and found out that it was just 8:20. I looked again. Ah! 8:20 ! This time i am really really really late. I sprinted to my office as fast as my legs could carry me, once again, tolerating the pain on my foot. Soon, I reached my office.
