The Chronicles of MCR: The Fro Master, The Sass Queen, and The Broom Closet.

(A/N: HEY BITCHES! XD Hahah well today *right now to be precise* my family and I are watching Narnia.....and I was thinking "Oh what If Gerard could have been a shirtless faun?" *SIGH* MWHAHAHAHA Well this is what happens when my mind thinks perverted thought about mcr again.)

~Gerard's POV~

It's a Friday night, you just got off tour, and there is nothing to do. You're sitting in the living area of your tour bus and you and your friends have already broken the shit out of the Monopoly game so you are forced to UGH! S-O-C-A-I-L-I-Z-E!! D: Well being an awkward bunch of nerds with some major ADHD up in your system...conversations always seem to fail. Well lets try this anyways ._. "Hey guys!  :D Do you think Brian's shampoo is flamable...." "Oh god not this phase again! NO GEE! NO! Remember last time we set Brian's belongings on fire? We had to do his laundry for a month! I still have nightmares from the sight of that man's panties! D:"  "...Hey Mikey....would you like to see MY panties? ;D" "NO FRANK! Hah I'm good bro! ._." "Daw! ):" "Well how about we play a game or something....I'm bored as hell!" I already thought of that...the only game we ever had ever was Monopoly but we broke that after we debated weather or not the plastic version of The Eiffel Tower was tire proof.. "Huh..oh yeah.....well why don't we just play hide and seek! -_-" *everyone shared looks of eagerness and 'fuck yes' looks* "Dude...Tha's an EXCELLENT IDEA! :D" "Wait what!? I was kidding! o_o Haven't you guys ever heard of sarcasm!?" Hahh oh come on Ray! It would actually be REALLY fun....I mean this bus is big enough to house 55 1/2 orphans so why not? "Yeah! PLEASE RAY!! :D" *buts out puppy dog face....and because it's from Mikey....it's HELLA adorable!* *sigh* "Fine lets do this! ._."YAY! :D Bahah I'll count first! :D "DEAL! >:)" Okay well you bitches better hide cause Gee's going to be coming for you! "OHOHOHOHOHOHO! ;D" 

Oh shutup and hide yah muggle! ^_^ "Hehehe! :)" <---- *OH YEAH! MASSIVE FRANKIE GIGGLE! XD*

Okay ready guys? "Yeah" "Oh I'm there baby!" "Fuckin Ready!" (A/N: You see what I did there! ;D)

Well alright.

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~Frankie's POV~

BHAHA EVERYBODY HIDE YOUR BOXERS! GEE'S COMMING! XD "SSHHH!" "He'll hear us yah dumbshit!" Pfft! Touchy! -_- "Well where do you guys suggest we hide!?" Uh....THERE! IN THAT BROOM CLOSET! "Huh....since when has that been there?" "I donno but get inside! We only have about 4 seconds left!" "Eeh together!? D:" .Is that a problem Raymond? ;D *creeps up on Ray* "YES!!"--"Okay! Ready or Not, Here I come!" "Oh for FUCKS sake! Well guys....I'm not giving up without a fight! Quick! INTO THE CLOSET!"  *Mikey pushes Ray and Frankie into the closet* "HAHA THERE YOU BITCHES ARE! >:D You know the point of the game is to hide BEFORE I'm done counting right? ;D .....LEAVE NO EVIDENCE!! *runs further into the closet* "Pfft! You guys soooo lost! And after I tag yo asses, I will be declared the champion of the game lord!" *runs into the closet after Frank, Ray, and Mikey* "BOOM! YOUR IT RAYMOND!" "Psh! Whatever! Did you kids have your fun yet or do we have to play again? ._." "Hhehe Oh we DEFINITELY have to play again! :D I have the greatest hiding spot in mind where your fro would never DREAM of hiding!" " Yeah whatever...lets just get out of this closet now..." *jiggles door nob only to find it locked* "Oh what the bitch!? Gee you sassy dumbass! You locked us in! D:" "What!? Your lying! Move over fro bro!" "...Oh shit you WEREN'T lying! D:" "Told you!" *bangs on the door* "BRIAN!! OPEN THE DOOR! BRIAN!!" "Urr guys..Brian is at his daughters birthday party remember? ._." "Fuck! ._." "So your saying were all locked in this closet for another 5 ish hours until Brian's daughter stops aging and gets his ass back here!?" "Yupp!" "Balls! ._." Oh come on guys it's not THAT bad..I mean were all alone.....together....in this tight space.... " O_O BRIAN OPEN THE DOOR!!! D:" *le gasp* MEANIE! D: "Hey guys do you suddenly feel really cold?" *shivers*   "Hmm.now that you mention it yeah.." "Hey guys look! Do you see that light?" BAHA GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT RAY! IT WILL FEED YOU KNOWLEDGE! XD "Fuck you! ._." (A/N: Yeah so I made Ray on his period in this story but we have to have a mature guy SOMEWHERE in the story! :D) "No wait I see it too...." "It's so...PRETTY! :D" "I wanna touch it! :D" *Frank looks around at everyone with a derp face* JUST KEEP SWIMMING, JUST KEEP SWIMMING! WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU SWIM, SWIM! XD *everyone turns around to give Frank a rage face for killing there moment* Hehehe sorry..... "Well guys...LETS GO FOLLOW THIS LIGHT! :D""Agreed!" *said the Way brothers* Bhaha well okay then guys...I think we have developed a new game of 'chase the fucking light' "Pfft! Oh shut up Frankie! :3" So with that we all nonchalantly walked down a long ass tunnel that just spontaneously appeared thinking nothing of it. We could seriously be traveling through a rapist tunnel that will lead us to a underground gang of secret pedophiles that pray on awesome attractive bands and nobody will care because 'the light is pretty!' ...Okay I admit....it's pretty purdy.....All sparkly and majesti--OKAY I'VE CONVINCED MYSELF! XD LETS FOLLOW THE LIGHT! :D