"She's beautiful isn't she" I murmur to myself; 7:30 AM Wednesday, January eleventh I'm in a bush outside of Jessica Smith's house. The most pretty, beautiful, smart and...most attractive... girl in the school.
I've been following her for about a year now, I'm not stalking her, I'm just gathering information on her. I'm sure she wouldn't mind. She's the most popular girl and she knows a whole bunch of people like her, but I am in love with her. I know where my princess is at all times. She comes home at 8:30 PM every day. Today she didn't come home at the usual time, so I stayed outside her house, waiting for my sweet princess to come home. She finally arrived at 12:36 AM. She was at a party so I watched her all night, I knew she was safe. I always give her space when she gets a shower, I can only see her nude once we are married, which we will one day, I know we will. The next day her father, the meanest man I had ever laid my eyes upon, yelled at her for sneaking out of the house. I was so angry I ran back to my home, thought about it, and planned to remove the evil wizard from my princesses tower. I will kill the evil bastard and free my princess from his clutches. She will love me for it. The thought of it made me jump for joy, so I will start my plan tomorrow after school.
I get on the bus and as I walk on I get the normal smack on the rear, and hear the usual names I get called, but I don't care because after school I will be forever happy with my princess. Class goes by till the fourth period. I sit close to her just enough to see her and not get caught but to also listen to her. I hear that she isn't going to be home today so I know I can get my plan into action. I wait anxiously for the rest of the school day to pass and once I hear the three o'clock bell it was like an applause of Events to come. I got on the bus dealt with the bullying but I do not let it get to me so that I may concentrate on the quest to free my princess. I run home to my dad's tool shed and grab his M1911 out of his locked gun cabinet. "He won't miss" I walk to the front door of the Smith's residence, I see that my princes isn't home but her father is. I walk closer and with every step, it's a dream come true. I put my hand on the door handle but stop, thinking about where I am. I'm a lonely fat kid with a handgun standing on the front door of a girls house who doesn't even know I exist, wanting to kill her father...I could turn back now but whatever.
