tom accidently snorted his smirnoff and suddenly stripped down, broke into torf's room and touched him and screamed "AHAH I'M SEXUALLY HARASSING YOU AND YOU AIN'T DOING SHIT AHAHA-" and passed out and died.
except he didn't die and now torf was yiffing him and tom silently whispered "h" under his breath and 2 minutes later torf threw tom out the window and he ended up sleeping outside and they all lived happily ever after
oh but then m@ cried and was venting to his mirror and egg did a 🅱uicide the end