"Everyone, this is Jack and Chris!" Josh said once we entered the room.
Everyone was drunk except Josh, Dan, Ilona, Matt, Chris and I as Max and Chewy pissed off to down some drink.
"We all know this Franceschi! When you and Jack having a bit more 'male bonding' if you know what I mean?" Aled shouted at Josh whilst he was winking at him.
Josh looked mortified as I was in stitches of laughter, good old Aled. Whoever thought someone would ever asked THEE Josh Franceschi when he was going to some 'male bonding' with me, eh? Oh, God.
"Hey man, if you don't, I'll put you on PUSSAAAAAAY PATROL!" Aled said to Josh putting his arms around him.
"Remind me why I let you watch The Inbetweeners Movie with me again? You've been saying 'PUSSAY PATROL' all tour! But then again, I fucking love you. Oh and Jack, he'll be with me all night unless he wonders off with one of our special guests coming soon. If you know what I mean Aled" Josh said to Aled, smirking.
"Come on, ladies. Our special guest wants to meet you, Jack." Ilona said.
She took us to where her, Marcia and the surprise band where sitting. I could barely see with the light, I urged closer with Chris behind me and saw a rough man with a beard, a red hat on and a nose piercing, could this be Jeremy Davis of Paramore sitting with THEE Hayley Williams and Taylor York?! I couldn't fucking believe it. She must of seen the picture of me and Josh that he'd tweeted. Ilona dragged me over and said "Come on, dumb ass. Hayley wants to have a little chat with you!" Before I had a chance to even think this over in my mind, she was up. She had me by the arm, dragging me away from everyone and took me into a corner, sat me down and started to talk to me about Josh, even she said he hasn't shut up about me, she even called me gorgeous. HAYLEY WILLIAMS HAD JUST CALLED ME, JACK WINDSOR, GORGEOUS. Before I had the chance to speak, she had me by the lips. Obviously, Josh saw and decided to come over and be the biggest cock block ever.
Josh walked away and I stayed with Hayley all night and when it came to the end of the after party, Aled was absolutely pissed out of his brains, I was surprised he didn't get alcohol poisoning or have to get his stomach pumped.
As me and Hayley were making our way back to the You Me At Six tour bus, I stopped, whilst drunk and told Hayley:
"Hayley, you're so beautiful. How the fuck have I never met you at any Paramore concert or festival? You're so lovely. See if you were my Girlfriend, I'd know how to treat you right."
"Thank you so much for that, Jack. That was so sweet of you, if only you were my Boyfriend. I've always had dreams I'd meet someone like you. You're perfect." She replied to me, almost in tears.
She smiled at me. Hayley then stood on the tip of her toes and went in to kiss me. I didn't panic what so ever as I'd been kissing her all night and then BAM! Aled cock blocked us.
"ALED, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!? YOU JACKASS." Hayley screamed at him.
"Urm, I thought I'd drop by and say hello because I was bored of dancing with Brooks. His hair was getting in my mouth and it was all disgusting. Y'know, I don't mind dancing with guys but if they put any form of hair in my mouth, I'm not cool with that bro." Aled replied.
Aled was out of the game. He needed sleep. He was far too drunk. Although, he was hilarious.
Josh was so polite. The way he respected people. Now, I was going back to the You Me At Six tour bus with Hayley, to sleep on the same bus as YOU ME AT SIX and to sleep with Hayley Williams. OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. I WAS GOING TO BE SLEEPING WITH HAYLEY WILLIAMS.
Hayley and I followed Ilona to the bus and I was stalled by a voice saying:
"JACK! HAYLEY! Wait up, I can't be arsed walking back all alone, I'd probably end up in a taxi going to Nando's!"
"I wondered where you went, I thought you was going to leave me!" Josh said.
"Me? Leave you? Never." I said sarcastically.
Josh was a bit out of it and had come between me and Hayley, being a cock block, again. and said to us both:
"So, ladies, what are you two going to be doing on this fine Saturday morning, huh?"
Me and Hayley both said "Oh, nothing, you?" Whilst smirking at each other.
Josh ran ahead because he'd seen Max leaning against the wall having a smoke trying to chat up a lamp post, so like a gentleman, he took Max and walked him to the tour bus and left me and Hayley to it.
We both giggled. Then we walked towards the tour bus. As we were walking towards the tour bus, I felt Hayley getting closer to me. She took my arm, put it around her shoulder and put her fingers between the gaps of mine, they fitted perfectly. I couldn't believe it, I was holding Hayley Williams' hand.
We got to the tour bus and as Hayley tried to step on the bus, I pulled her back got down on one knee as to propose to her, picked her up ran onto the bus. We raided the fridge for more alcohol, there was none so I checked my pockets to see if I'd smuggled any cans and I'd found a condom Josh must of slipped in, Hayley saw so she pounced on me like a tiger.
It was the morning after and me and Hayley had a blanket over us, I smelt bacon so I jumped up to see who was cooking it, it was Chewy. He saw I was awake, and asked if I wanted some, I'd heard rumours about Chris' bacon so I could hardly say no.
I urged closer to him and said "Was that you? That put the blanket over us?"
"Nah, I think it was Max. Hayley will be back soon. She's just gone to freshen up and Chris is on the Paramore bus with Jeremy."
Hayley come out of the bathroom, she'd just had a shower. She looked worried and said:
"Jack, I need to tell you something."
