previously, in hell
"torf was feeling gay. he was gonna cheat on his hot husbando, tom"
"so while m@ was snorting some cokepain, torf went inside m@'s room and started raping his favorite mirror"
"m@ came in and started crying once more, but he began to suck on torf's peepee bc nyes"
"but tom was secretly spying on them and was now going to plan his revenge on torf >:^))"
now, on december 16th, 2017, tom was going to prank torf by committing...
🅱uicide.
tom ran across the intergalactic reaches of his closet, grabbing his favorite noose that he just so conveniently had, along with his 863 bottles of smirnoof that he was going to place all around his room, signifying that he had seemingly been drinking too much
tom was standing on a bucket, with the noose around his neck, and then he...
kicked the bucket ;)))))))
and basically hanged himself
but the fucking noose just had to break, causing tom to still be alive
the torf called out to tom from the living room, "tom? is everything okay over there?"
"no" tom replied
torf then began to get worried and decided to talk to tom, but as he opened he door, he saw tom about to jump out the window
"tom! what are you doing?!" torf said with sad, crying amine eyes
"i'm going to kill myself so john f. kennedy doesn't get assassinated again"
and so tom jumped
even though tom literally dramatically jumped within a height of 3 feet out the window, he was close to death as torf ran outside and held tom with intense sad crying amine eyes
"tom..." he whispered
"torf.." tom gasped out
"you...
juST GOT PRANK'D" he screamed out as he suddenly rose up, jokingly giving him finger guns from both hands
torf was a n g e r y and walked away, as he slowly began to plan his assassination on tom with his communism army, with 🅰d🅾lph 🅱itler
and that, was the beginning of WWIII
