So like, I'm starting this with cereal? Yes. We do so many things with the poor cereal. See, little kids ask "Mamá, can we get Frosted Flakes?" And they're at the store, pointing at the box with the orange tiger and what does the mom say?
"Mijo, ya tenemos esos en la casa. Vamonos." We already have those at home. Let's go.
And you know, the kid gets home and runs to get a chair to reach for the cereal, which is on top of the fridge somehow, and they don't see anything.
"Ma, where are the frosted flakes?"
And you know, the mom reaches for a box that clearly says Corn Flakes, serves the milk with cereal and adds a shit ton of sugar.
"Aquí estan, ya sientate." Here you go, sit down already.
And the kid eats the cereal thinking that's his mom knows the secret recipe for frosted flakes.
Another thing is that they're asking, "Ma, tenemos cereales?" Mom do we have cereal?
"Cereales? Porque tendríamos algo así?" Why would de hace something like that?
"Because its our basic breakfast."
And the conversation continues until the kid finally says Cheerios because when you say cereal parents think "grains"
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