In Da Awesome Kingdom Of Emo-ly Emo-ness

There is a niggle in this

"Hello Emo motherfuckers!"

There was a collective gasp.

Tyjo finally said, "Oh no! It's, it's..."

"Nigel Thornberry!" Mikey Sparkle exclaimed.

Nigel smirked. He looked at the collection of emos before him. Stroking his moustache gently he whispered, "Smashing."

And suddenly, there was chaos. No, not the shitty loser villain from Skylanders. Chaos as in nobody knew what to do. Well almost everyone.

Sassy Lemon Pants Gerard knee what needed to be done.

"RELEASE DA CRACKEN!!!" He yelled.

Suddenly, CrankThatFrank jumped out from the bushes and said "It's time for Emo bands on crack number fucking... Breadbins forehead."

Nigel blinked.

Then Nigel's daughter, I can't remember her name but she could talk to animals and she had a monkey for a friend, was it, fucking Ella? Elisa? Elsa? No, not Elsa, that's from frozen. Wow I fucking hate that movie.

But AnYwAyS....

Nigel's daughter walked up to Nigel. And she said to him, "Dad, don't bother talking to them. Their just emos. They're not worth it."

Nigel looked at her and said, "You're right Ella/Elisa/Elsa-not-Elsa. They just aren't smashing enough."

And together they walked away.

It was then that Kellybean walked in.

"What did I miss?"