One day, King Pattycakes of the Majestic Fedora Citizens was incredibly happy.
He was so happy, he didn't even care that it was March 22nd. Of course, billions of sobbing emos cared, but King Pattycakes didn't.
In fact, he was so happy, he threw a party.
But then he became sad.
You know why?
BECAUSE IT WAS MARCH TWENTY FUCKING SECOND AND NOBODY SHOWED UP BECAUSE THEY WERE FUCKING CRYING ALONG TO FAKE YOUR DEATH AND WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE!!!! BECAUSE IT'S NOT A BAND...IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING IDEA!!!!!
But then King Pattycakes put on his Fedora Crown, and spun a FOB fidget spinner, and he was happy again.
And he threw another party the next day, and everyone went. Hooooraayyyy!!
(A/N, I wrote this, and the last part while tipsy. Apologies for all mistakes made. I left them in for the laughs 😆)
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FanficIn da awesome kingdom of emo-ly emo-ness there lived a sparkly unicorn called Mikey Sparkle, his sassy lemon brother Gerard, a happy little smol bean named Tyjo and the small Fedora king known as King Pattycakes of the Majestic Fedora Citizens. Oh...
