Girls :)

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Girls. Wow! That's all I can think.

I have never had a real legitimate girlfriend or a girl that was a friend. People complain about being in the friend zone. I'm like  bitch please at least your in the friend zone, I'm in the no zone. 

Never even kissed a girl. Yes I am a virgin. Just in case you didn't know that. I'm not ashamed to admit it. Its not like any of you know me in real life anyways. 

Yeah back in the early years of high school I wanted to have sex so bad, but now its not my main priority. That doesn't mean that I wouldn't love to have a girlfriend. Just to have that one person where you can just be together doing whatever and share what you feel. Do I sound like a bitch? I don't care.

I need that. I feel like such a creep because every time I see a girl I just stare at her. They're all beautiful to me. I don't care if your short, tall, skinny, fat, a bitch, or a nice girl. You're fucking sexy. I would do anything for any girl. I don't care. Its not like I'd have anything else to do.

"Hey! Can you rob a liqour store for me?"

"YEP"

"Can you shoot the president?"

"You betcha"

"Will you pick up my boyfriend from jail?"

"I don't see why not"

I'm such a push over. But I don't care I Love Girls!

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