insert edgy flashbacks here
torf, 🅰d🅾lph 🅱itler, and the communist (party) army are going to create WWIII because tom prank'd torf by committing 🅱uicide
now...it begins...
"alright team,"
"how should we start WWIII?" torf asked
"POLITICS!" yelled one of the troops, satan
"no, trump already covered that part in 2016" torf claimed
"how about we end net neutrality?" said ajit pai
"NO!" everyone yelled
"how about..."
"GI🅰NT R🅾🅱🅾T!" 🅰d🅾lph 🅱itler suggested
"YEAH!" everyone yelled
"let's do it!"
insert cliche montage shit
and then as soon as torf, 🅱itler and the communist army finished building the gi🅰nt r🅾🅱🅾t, torf had then declared WWIII by walking across the street and screaming "WWIII IS HAPPENING!"
but tom, egg, and m@ were unaware of WWIII, and the person behind it
"soon, my old husbando (and friends)..." whispered torf
"soon..."
