Marvel x Male Reader

How you meet - Thor

"Thor, get off your ass!" Clint yelled.

"Yes, it's time to get off thy ass." Bruce mocked.

I rolled my eyes and dusted the Cheetos off my shirt. I looked at Clint, Bruce and Tony. They were all dressed up in fancy suits and and nightware,"Why do I need to get off my ass, its perfectly good on the couch." I told them.

"Guys this is never going to work, I'll just hire him a prostitute." Tony suggested. I sprang immediately and said,"You shall do no such thing, I don't need prostitution, I can get any woman I desire, after all I am the most handsome Avenger." I said. They all sighed.

"I wouldn't say you're the hottest." Tony mentioned.

"I agree with Tony." Clint said.

"Looks like Thor's back again." Bruce said

When we arrived at the speed dating restaurant I saw an open table,"Let the best man win." I said to them,"Thor, this isn't a competitio-" Bruce was cut off,"Hold on now, what's wrong with some competition, especially one I'm going to win." Tony said,"Try getting dates without flashing your net worth." Clint remarked.

"Thor did you have to bring your hammer?" Tony asked.

"Of course, I take Mjølnir everywhere I go." I told him,"Whatever, goodluck being a babe magnet with that hammer by your side." I told him,"and besides, it hasn't stopped me before."

I met all sorts of people, it was...different.

"Yeah, the only reason I'm doing the speed dating thing is to meet someone new, after the divorce things have-"

*ding*

"I don't normally do this sorts thing, My mom just wanted me to go out and leave my cats at home. Speaking of my cats do you wanna see pictures? I named them all this is-"

*ding*

It was my last date and honestly,I was happy to leave. I was used to the women in Asgard, who would like to fight to earn a date with me.

I was surprised at who my last date was, a guy. He say down so casually. He looked weak, but I was untreated to know who this guy was.

"Hi." He started

"Hello, I'm Thor."

"Thor, that's a new one. I'm y/n."

"That means beautiful where I come from."

"Wow, you are...something else." He said.

"Is that a good or bad thing?" I asked.

"You tell me." He answered.

I leaned in, just to see what effect I had on him, I was surprised when he leaned in too,"You're so full of yourself." He told me.

"Well I-"

*ding*

"Times up-"

I sighed then stood up and left.

Tony, Clint and Bruce were waiting for me,"Who was that?" Clint asked.

"Yeah, he left you blushing." Bruce mentioned.

"Now we can call you Gay God of thunder."Tony said.

They all laughed. They stopped when they see something behind me.

I felt a tap on my shoulder...

"Thor, you forgot your hammer thing." Y/n said. I turned and saw him holding Mjølnir like it was made from Styrofoam.

I was so shocked no words were leaving my mouth. Y/n out the hammer in my arms and ran off.

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