The Hacker

Time to call the post-it note

Hey guy i just thought of a new story..what if there was a hacker who was icredible intelligent yet...he acted like a two year so no one expected he for doing ,well,anything. I really hope you guys enjoy and i would love to hear any comments you have...well enjoy.

The phone rings. The voice on the other side says ,"we need you again". Then hangs up.

Great. Just when I finally get time of they drag me back. I sigh and turned back to my milk and cookies I was eating, just as the cookie crumbles and creates a typhoon of milk which nearly drowns me. I grumble and stand up. Great. Just great. I quickly walzed to my bed room and swiftly threw on white button up ,long black trousers and a dark black blazer .I jumped down the stair running to the door ,only stopping for a second to try and sort out my untameable long black hair. As I sprinted out the door I checked my top of the range wind up Barbie watch ,which I may or may not have stolen from one of my baby cousins by accident ,and darted down the road , probably looking like a maniac to any by-standers.

I slid to a stop outside a large government build and casulitly walked in . I walked round many corners and up many stair until the point where I collapsed half way up a set of stairs.

"Umm are you okay there James?" asked a deep males voice.

"This is my life now .I have climbed this hill and now I will die upon it" I managed to say, the air becoming thin.

"Shut up. You haven't even made it past the first step on the first flight of stairs." muttered the shadow that was casted over me.

"Oh yea . It seems that way doesn't it ?" I said sitting up straight trying to hide the small evil smirk that was slowly appearing on my lips, "Well long time not see Max."

"Good to see you to Jamie ...what..?"

"huhh..."

"I know that look . I really hate that look. What's with that look?" he said as a sign escaped his lips.

"I see a vending machine".

"Your here to work."

"But look at that snickers bar"

"No"

"But..."

"No"

"Its calling my name",come on I said as I grabbed his blazer sleeve and dragged him to the vending machine.

"Do you even have money?" he asked suspiciously .

"Not in the least ,but that's why I'm a hacker".

"Your a hacker so you can steal sweets?"

"Of course . Its like how you work in the government so you can steal peoples time"I said as I quickly ducked a incoming punch ,"So what do you want ? Milky Way? Black liquorice ?"

"Why black liquorice? When have you ever seen me eat that?"

"Never I just thought it matched your personality perfectly" I muttered as I punched in a combination of keys.

"What do you mean?"

"Salty and bitter ."I said one again ducking another punch.

"You nearly done?"

"Yes...."

"I don't like the way you said that"

"Its just I cant remember how the combination ends I'm stuck between two keys".

"Then just press either one"

"Yea just I have a faint memory that if I press the wrong one the machine will overheat and explode".

"Wait...WHAT!"

"Oh never mind. I choose this one "I said as I quickly punched a random key.

Suddenly the machine started to shake and steam seemed to be coming out of it.

"I have a slight feeling you pressed the wrong key."

out of nowhere a bang rang out through the government lobby and the vending machine shattered into what looked like hundreds of pieces.

"how do we keep getting into these situations? " Max wined.

"Twelve years of friendship and I'm still trying to work that out".

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