Modern/Dancer AU - Moana Oneshot's

Phone Junkie

"So yeah, freestyle for two counts, step three-and-four, back five-six-seven!-and!-eight! Swoop one-two-three, swish back! four, five-.." Moana paused and refrained from reviewing their routine when she saw that Maui had a weird, anxiety induced constipated expression, it was awfully unattractive, "SOLE! What's wrong, did I miss something??"

"U-Uh," Maui stuttered a noise of sudden, nervous shock as he felt around his pockets, "I-I can't find my phone."

"Seriously?" Moana slumped her shoulders and largely rolled her eyes.

"I just- lemme find it first." Maui murmured awkwardly in a draw of pathetic worry. He turned around and began looking around the coffee table, shuffling chips and snacks around.

"Maui, you're hopeless," Moana groaned as she gently grabbed her phone, punched in her code, and swiped through her contacts.

"Without my phone, I am nothing," Maui babbled nervously as he tore the pillows off of Moana's couch. Moana stared a hole into the back of Maui's fat skull, largely frowning.

"Maui-"

"WITHOUT MY PHONE, I AM NOTHING!" Maui's strong masculine voice suddenly boomed as he whipped around to stab his crazed, panicked gaze into Moana.

Moana flinched and cocked a brow as she stared at Maui's nervous, bumbling figure. She turned her phone off and scoffed while crossing arms. "This is just sad, pathetic even," Moana chuffed dully, "I'm not calling your phone."

"Wait- what?" Maui questioned as he snapped his head towards her.

"I'm not calling your stupid phone." Moana said firmly, the tone in her voice said 'it's final'.

Maui's face slowly dribbled into a expression full of annoying grumpy sass. "Look, Miss. Sassy Lassy, you're calling my phone," he grumbled whilst pointing at her.

"You're not my mommy, you can't tell me what to do." Moana teased in a high pitched tone, then giggled as she wrinkled her nose.

"You little stinker," Maui huffed before suddenly bolting towards Moana and reached to grab for her phone. Moana yelped, and with quick, agile reflexes, she completely dodged Maui and scrambled up her stairs.

Maui wobbled as he nearly slipped on the sleek, shiny tiles. He ran upstairs with loud, heavy footsteps as he searched for Moana. He saw the familiar scrawny form of Hei Hei, and cocked a brow at the one eyed cat. "Hey, where's Moana?" he whispered. Hei Hei gave a slow blink of his only eye and croaked a random meow of a hello.

".. Bird brain.." Maui muttered before trekking onward and searched for the curly haired women. He scrambled aimlessly through her room, the guest room, the cat room- which he thought was very stupid- and the upstairs bathroom. He huffed as he made his way to look into the upstairs closet, as he turned the knob and opened the door, he paid no attention to the large-leafed plant next to the window.

With flailing arms and a high pitched scream, Moana jumped out from behind the pot and lunged towards Maui. "BOOGIE WOOGIE WOO!!" she shrilled with mirth, her thick mass of curly hair covered her face like a curtain, imitating the creepy girl from The Ring.

Maui largely jolted and scrunched up his broad shoulders as he stumbled backwards while yelping a noise of terror, even more so when he so ungraciously tumbled down the stairs. Moana gasped and pulled her hair back as she watched the large man flop onto the floor. "Are you okay?" she asked through a laugh.

"Are you evil?!" Maui barked indignantly as he rose his head to glare at Moana.

"Uh, I found your phone," Moana snorted, her smile plastered onto her face as she held up his prized possession, "You left it in the bathroom."

Maui groaned and flopped his head back against the cool tiles. "That wasn't cool of you scare me like that, not cool, you know how much I hate that movie." Maui groaned and flopped his head back against the cool tiles. He cocked a brow when Pua padded up to him, curiously ogling him, and uttered a soft meow of confusion, "Don't ask, tubby."

"Maui," Moana called as she tried to contain her giggles as she held Maui's phone up, which was unlocked and on camera mode. Once Maui snapped his head up and stabbed a look of furious annoyance into Moana's direction, the sneaky Polynesian snapped a picture of his face and bursted out laughing.

"DELETE IT!" Maui hollered as he scrambled to his feet.

"Your followers will REALLY like this angle!" Moana giggled uncontrollably as she quickly began to post the picture on his social media apps.

"AH! SUGA!" Maui bellowed as he raced up the stairs, scaring Pua with his sudden movements.

Moana screamed through laughter as she ran away, still in the midst of posting the picture. Maui scoured every nook and cranny, though he paused when he saw her bedroom window open. "She didn't.." Maui uttered as he rushed to said window and stuck his head out.

Maui largely gawked in shock as he stared at Moana ride down the side walk on her swagway hoverbaord, completely questioning how on earth she jumped out of the window and got onto her 'vehicle' so quickly. "I'm going to kill her.." he mumbled to himself before turning on his heels and rushed to pull on his shoes. He quickly sprinted towards the front door, and made a loud slam when he closed it.

All of the neighborhood kids paused and stared in curious confusion as they watched a large, bumbling man chase a small, petite women on her swagway hoverboard. Manuia, one of Moana's best students, and new friend of Maui, suddenly bursted out laughing. He nudged and beckoned his friends over. "This is the reason why Maui is chasing her," the young boy snickered as he showed his friends the picture on his phone, they soon bursted out giggling and laughing, "Moana is so funny, that's why she's my favorite."