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dear diary- haHA SIKE

'sup nerds,

it is I, the gr8 and powerful, ella .

y'all missed me, didn't you? you fuckin' missed me more than twaimz when he took his 2,000 year break
don't deny

cAn yOU heAR mE, tAlKiN' tO yOu, AcRoSs ThE wATEr, acRosS the DeEp, BlUe-

(sorry I'm listening to that song and Jeremy's voice is a blessing is2g)

I'm diseased I have Ebola and a 21pilots shirt don't get fucking jealous or else I'll choke you with that peanut butter bitch

that peanut butter that I'm allergic to and look like a chipmunk on steroids when i eat it..mOTHERFUCKER-

*coughs up blood*

i don't have any good fucking idea's with my nonexistent brain, so here's some things that are- yEs

actual goals?????

it's 5:39AM and I'm woKE

not really

I need sleep I'm sick

what kind of intro is this it's sad

*gay sigggh*

well

peace motherfuckers
y'aint slick

I can see you crying

don't worry

I will return

avenge me

-Ella

*rides off into the sunset*

YEE-HAW motherfucker

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