Welcome one and all to the book of thoughts, which is basically a diary but online and better. As its online and a diary, it should really be called the ‘My Diary Blog’ but book of thoughts sounds more badass, and by calling it a book I can put it on this website (Wattpad)
Instead of diary, I think everyone should use 'book of thoughts', for example ‘book of thoughts of a wimpy kid’. I guess the most famous book of thoughts is Anne Franks. Her one is boring, every page just “omg guys these Nazi dudes are so mean”. I bet she would be really boring at zombie show and tell. Lily brings in a clay pot with her last piss in, rose brings in a painting of bob ross painting bob ross, and then for the past 80 years, Anne brings in her bestselling book of thoughts. Like really miss Frank get something a bit more up to date. Roses picture of bob ross may have four arms, but she also has 300 twitter followers, which is 300 more than Anne.
Anne Frank wrote in an attic, which is stupid, my attic is dark, cramped and cold, she wouldn’t be able to see what she is writing. Maybe that’s why she wrote in German, aiming for English and got it horribly wrong and got German words and sentences that made half sense.
My attic is filled with Christmas items, so is entered twice a year once to take stuff down and again to put it back up again. So, if her attic is filled with festive things why would she go up there if she wanted to be quiet. Walking around and could set off a John Lewis singing dancing Santa, which shoots fake snow out of its mouth. I think that Is how they found her. While on her daily stroll she knocks snowy (the snowman) and it then starts belting out a funky version of jingle bells. “Do you hear der funky musik from upstairs, it must be Anne”.
I have come to the knowledge that I don’t really know much about Anne Frank. I would google her but in all honesty, I don’t care, and I have more important things to look at on the internet. Like that video of a banana falling over a man.
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Book of thoughts
HumorSome people say mind over matter. Well I mean this whole book is about my mind and it sure does not matter. Who ever first said that, is an idiot and probably dead which backs up my point of them being an idiot
