*This is a joke, but also not... so YAY... It's mostly a joke, fml*
Salutations Brethren, my harmonious CLIBBIES!
This is the first "testament" of the CLIB clan. ALL HAIL PHOD AND HIS ASSOCIATES (we'll get to that later ;) )... ... ... *awkward silence*... BucKle uP BucKarinOs... noopdedooppoodilioop
BE AT ONE WITH NATURE AND PHOD!!!
Phan sees all, yet none. They are ignorant, yet informed. Innocent, yet dirty. Everything, and nothing. They are life. They are existence. They are the sum of all. ALLLLLL. The truth is out. You have been aWakeNed. YOu sEe aLl. YoU knOW AlL. You ARE alL.
It all began with the creation of PHOD (if you don't know PHOD you shouldn't read this), PHOD gave us life, purpose, and beautiful, beautiful memes. If you belieb, PHOD will give you the PoWeR *to read wattpad phanfics vv fast*. Then came BOOB KING *ALL HAIL BOOB KING*. This perfect bean is PHOD'S strange, yet perfect cousin. BOOB KING gives the world laughter, love, fucking eyeing Phil *points to Dan*, and of MOSt importance, faith to be FUCKIN OFF DUDE. LETS MCFREAKIN LOSE IT!!!! GET OUT OF YOUR MIND!!... sorry... vine mind... Next, we have the elegant FEMALE EXIT. She is the aunt twice removed of the glorious PHOD, ruler of all. Although she came from twisted and confusing origins *wink* she is the voice of reason in our confusing world. She brings peace, stability, and the all loving phan to our universe *PRAISE FEMALE EXIT*. The last of our spectacular deities is the ever confusing LADY DOOR *LOVE TO LADY DOOR*. It is the magical meister of this *snort* quirky *snort* bunch. It is a piece of fookin work, lemme tell ya. It gifts us with the everlasting flow of innuendos, fanfiction, messed up dreams (see section marked YOOOO), and is the lord of wattpad. This odd group comes together to give light in this cruel and untrusty world. With this clan comes rituals and boss ass songs, observe:
*sung to the tune of ALL THE WAY by jackspedicey* PHOD'S THE WAY... TO FUCKING PHANNIE TOWN... PHOD'S THE WAY... IT'S GOOD TO BE PHAN TRASH EVERY NOW AND THEN... WE BELIEB... WE BELIEB IN YOU... WE BELIEB... WE BELIEB IN PHAN... PEACE BE YEE
Now wasn't that bootiful. WAN SOME MORE?!?!?!?!?:/ *the tune of this next one shall be interpreted as thou see fit*
YOU JUST KISSED BREADBIN... WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING... WHERE I BELONG... IT'S RAINING... BUT THE GLITTER IS GOOOOOONE... GOOOOOOOOOONNE...
MORE/1/1/1/1/1/1/1//1/1/1/1/1/1 :) :) :)
IM SO GAY... IM FOOKING GAY... IM THE DUDE WEARING NAIL POLISH YELLIN HEYYYYYY... SHIT HEADS BEEEETER STOOOOOP... YOU SMOOTHBE.... STOOOOOOP... WOAH WOAH WOAH... HOLD THOSE GODDAMN HORSES PAUL... SUEEEEEEE... SUEEEEE FOR EMOTIONAL DIS... TRESSSS... we give thy permission.
*In this clan you may be gay, or whatever the fuck you want, all are welcome*
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO: As was mentioned before LADY DOOR brings forth the weird dreams. This is an exemplary example: the noble knight, AUSTIN MILLER, is a fookin giant. HE twas crawling on the air and twas in Baltimore. Mother Leenaerts was here, she must cease the madness. She threw him so hard he fookin hit the fookin statue of liberty. She yelled, "YOU'RE AN AMERICAN HERO!" and thus the dream ended
Another example lies here: In camp crystal lake lied millions of copies of the same fren bean: NO AMANDER CHEEZWHIZ, and one MADDIPLIER. A murder was rampant in the camp and causing discord *eyyyyyy*. After killing every last NO AMANDER CHEEZWHIZ, the murderer came nover *eyyyy* to MADIPPLIER. It revealed itself, it was a murderous duck!!! *gasp*. It lunged at MADDIPLIER, "QUACK QUACK BISH" as the knife glided swiftly through MADDIPLIER the dream dissolved like a cracker on your tongue.
This has been glorious miladies and whoomstever the fook is reading this
JOIN THE CLIB!! wE wIll liVe iN hArMonY
