An Accidentally Bound Christmas

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A/N: This takes place in the world of Accidentally Bound. If you haven't read that, you probably should before reading this, although it could stand on its own. This is a fluffy, bordering on crack!fic and should not be taken too seriously. It's also unbeta'd so any mistakes are all mine. The DEE group on FB did a 12 Days of Christmas prompt fest, and I took that as a challenge. I incorporated every prompt given over those 12 days into this story, with the exception of one where I changed the wording quite a bit, you should find most of them. It was a challenge and quite fun.

Prompts:

Day 1 - "If you think I'm spending Christmas drinking eggnog and shagging you, forget it!"; "Is that a present for me?"; An ugly Christmas jumper

Day 2 - "Oh, I've got a fucking gift for you!"; Ribbons and Bows; "Is that a Christmas cookie?"

Day 3 - "I swear, if I find you sitting under the tree with a bow around your cock, I'm never speaking to you again."; A Yule Log; "What do you mean, a person isn't an acceptable Christmas gift?"

Day 4 - "What do you mean, you haven't got a bloody tree, yet?"; "You can't send a gift that heavy with just one owl!"; A Snow Storm

Day 5 - "You can't just stick 'Christmas' in front of activity and pretend you're not depraved. A Christmas spanking is still kinky."; Christmas crackers; "I can think of a better way to spend the holidays."

Day 6 - "Is there a reason it looks like you've been attacked by rabid tinsel?"; Mistletoe; "I'd really rather just drink hot chocolate and pretend you don't exist."

Day 7 - "Oh, look! Mistletoe!"; A snowball fight.; "I'm not saying mudbloods are sexy... but I'd love to unwrap that one this Christmas."

Day 8 - "You could help me decorate... if you like?"; "Bet you didn't think Christmas at Hogwarts would end like this, eh?"; A Christmas Wreath.

Day 9 - "If you eat all those Christmas sweets, you'll make yourself sick."; "You've got powdered sugar on your nose."; A toppled over Christmas tree.

Day 10 - "Can't I just have you for Christmas and we'll call it square?"; Christmas stockings and holly.; "If you throw that snowball, that means war!"

Day 11 - "Ho, Ho, Ho, motherfucker!"; Secret Santa; "What? You thought we'd give each other nice things for Christmas? We're Death Eaters, love."

Day 12 - "Happy Christmas, you pack of bastards."; Mistletoe and holly, and all things jolly.; "I swear to Merlin if I unwrap this gift and it's something disgusting, you're dead."

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"What do you mean you haven't got a bloody tree, yet?" Thorfinn shouted into the fireplace. "And you can't send a gift that heavy with just one owl!"

He was on a Floo call with Kingsley Shacklebolt regarding some Wizengamot legislation. Hermione frowned. It was two days before Christmas Eve, neither Thorfinn nor Kingsley should be working.

"Finn, invite him to ours," Hermione said as she nudged his foot to get his attention. He pulled his head out of the fireplace.

"What?"