Once upon a ding a lang time, there was a girl named Zoë Locotosh. Her only wish was to sneak out the darn house and grab some tasty chicken tendys from the nearby IHOP. It was 2:00 in the mornin, high noon was approachin. Zoë Locotosh slowly stepped out her front door, sneakily she crept out the door and ran straight for the IHOP. The sneaking was successful. That's how Zoë snuck out. She ate those chicken tendys till they was gone off her plater. She ate like a queen. She feasted like hitler. Maybe she was hitler. It was 'bout time she took off for her homeland. Where Patrick and Loretta and Wanda all slumbered. Her cats Meggie, jackson, and Darcy all crept outside slowly wonderin if they'd get any of dos left ova chicken tendy. Jenna was just tryin to jump the fence. When Zoë returned, with no tendy in sight her cats hissed and growled and attacked her with all they might. She came inside with scratches and bites and her parents and the scary granny Wanda looked and yelled. Zoë never snuck to IHOP ever again...
