SnK Questions and Dares Book

~To start things off~

Eren: enters the living room exhausted, and with sweat forming by his hairline from cleaning all morning "Hey Kawaii-Chan."

Kawaii-Chan: "Hey Eren!" starts to laugh

Eren: "What's so funny?"

???: Speaks in a funny voice as they pop out from the back of the couch "What is it Eren?"

Kawaii-Chan: bursts into laughter

Eren: "Oh... Hi Smile-Chan."

Smile-Chan: small wave "Hey." Walks around the couch and sits down next to Kawaii-Chan

Kawaii-Chan: "So Eren, wanna play truth or dare with us?"

Eren: "Not really."

Kawaii-Chan: whimpers "Please..."

Eren: sighs "ok." Sits on the arm of the couch "So who is going first?"

Kawaii-Chan: points at Eren "You."

Eren: "Alright, what do I have to do?"

Kawaii-Chan: "You should... Dress up like a woman and try to hit on Corporal Levi!" Smiles

Eren: "WHAT!!!"

Smile-Chan: "Do it!!!"

Eren: "Alright, fine! Just what am I going to wear?"

Kawaii-Chan: "A dress and high heels, duh!"

Eren: "And where are we gonna get this dress and high heels?"

Kawaii-Chan: pulls out a bag with a dress and shoes inside "Does this answer your question?"

Eren: "Why do you carry that around?" Points at the bag

Kawaii-Chan: "Why not?" Hands bag to Eren "Now go get dressed little girl..." Smirks

Eren: sighs as he takes the bag and goes into the bathroom. Eren returns wearing a plain blue dress, a short black leather jacket and black pumps "I feel stupid!"

Kawaii-Chan: "Aw, you look pretty!"

Eren: sighs "Alright, where is Levi?"

Smile-Chan: "Last time I saw him, he was upstairs cleaning that empty room."

Everyone: goes upstairs and looks for Levi and reaches the room

Levi: dusting the bookshelves and wiping them down with disinfectant spray

Kawaii-Chan and Smile-Chan: giggle while they hide behind Eren

Eren: makes a worried face

Kawaii-Chan: nudges Eren into the room

Eren: walks into the room and towards Levi then looks over his shoulder at Kawaii-Chan and Smile-Chan

Kawaii-Chan: motions Eren to go on

Eren: walks up to Levi "Hey.... Good looking.... Come here often?"

Levi: turns and looks at Eren and pulls down his mask that covered his mouth and nose "Tch. What the hell are you doing Jaeger?"

Eren: blushes and sweats "So... Um... Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

Levi: "Are you trying to hit on me?"

Eren: "Um... Maybe?"

Levi: "Is this some sort of joke?"

Eren: "Um... No?"

Levi: narrows his eyes

Eren: "Did anyone ever tell you that you have beautiful eyes?"

Levi: "Jaeger, what is your problem?"

Eren: "Um... I think you're handsome and am trying to hit on you...?"

Levi:  rolls his eyes and goes back to cleaning "Was that a question or a statement, Jaeger?"

Eren: Doesn't answer "Um... You look really hot when you're cleaning..."

Levi: turns to look at Eren "Jaeger, just stop before I spray you in the face with my disinfectant spray."

Eren: "Yes Corporal." Scurries out of the room and leans against the wall in the hallway

Kawaii-Chan and Smile-Chan: laugh

Kawaii-Chan: "Oh my Freckled Jesus! That was hilarious!!!!!!!"

Eren: "Sure... Let's never speak of this again..."

Smile-Chan: "Oh, I don't know about that..."

Eren: gives Smile-Chan a look

Smile-Chan: "just kidding..."

Eren: "I'm never doing that again..."

Smile-Chan and Kawaii-Chan: Laugh