Facebook status: Still skiving

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I know way more books than you. It doesn't matter how many you've read, or picked up in a school library, I've read more. I've had time to read about a million books since I've been off school. But tommorow I go back to school! Yay! Note the sarcasm.

I update my Facebook status everyday. "Still skiving" is the one at the moment. In the past there's been many uproars from my parents about this. "You can't go around saying you're skiving!" Is what I get nearly every time I make a joke. Why can't people have a sense of humour? Like seriously. I'm dead funny. Wait, wait, wait. Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other SLIDE. Ha. See? Told you. Dead funny.

In a way I kind of miss school. All the joking about sex and teachers. Not together though! That would be weird. Just the thought of school brings me the shivers. At my last school, I got bullied badly. And then I got expelled for punching a girl in the face!

I hear something flick against my window. What was that? There it is again. I walk over and see a boy about my age, kicking up stones that happen to just hit my window.
I hear voices. "Welcome to Pittsburgh!" Someone shouts in the distance. New neighbors? They have to be new if they are excited about moving here. I'm staring out the window right now. They boy kicking stones is now lifting boxes around. He has the most dreamy face... ah stop. What am I on?!

I've never really had a crush before. A few flings here and then but never anything serious. Why now?

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