Harry Potter has a status update: I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth!
Voldemort: So do I! So do I!
Hermione Granger: But my lord you have no hair.
Ron Weasley: Hermione you're a death eater?
Hermione Granger: No they'd never take Muggle-borns. You and Harry would be much more likely to become death eaters.
Harry Potter: Yeah, sure they'd take the person who is trying to kill their lord and his best friend.
Voldemort: I thought we were talking about my hair!
*Everyone but Voldy has logged off*
Voldemort: Where'd they all go? :'(
*Voldemort has logged off*
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HumorThis is my first book, so please don't hate, give me suggestions for more books, and that's it... enjoy!
