One day,, Jennifura and Harry were hitting that Nae Nae, and boogieing in the sunset rays of the cold November night.
"TEQUILA TEQUILA" Sumimi yells, appearing in her demonic riverdancing costume through the chimney. Obviously she had recently been dancing with Molly (And maybe Miley?).
"HO HO HO Merry christmas!" Sumimi yells.
"Are you fucking high sumimi pls just gtfo me and harry are having a ratchet moment just pls leave." Says Jennifura.
"Jennifura, IS THAT A RING ON YOUR FINGER?!" Yells Harry.
"Oh Harry!, im so sorry i forgot i was married to hessa less than 24 hours omg im so sorry it must be the weed."
Niall appears in a wave of pink fluff. "HO HO HO HO HO SUCH RATCHETRY HASHTAG DRAMAAAAA"
he grabs popcorn, and sits on his ass in the corner with Mari.
The door slams open, and Louis appears. "HARRY MY LOVE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN (ALL MY LIFE)"
*They start vicously making out in the corner, leaving jennifura confused and bewildered.*
"Its a Larry thing" whispers Mari to Niall. He nods in agreement.
Sara and Ayaa appear in a wave of chanel bags and slippers and cats named felix.
"What the actual fuck" says felix.
"Cats cant talk." Says rameenu.
"The cat just said fuck you." Said sarah.
"SIGHHHHH" says mari.
"What happened to our Nae Nae" sighs jennifura. she is now forever alone as Hessa left her a few seconds ago because she found out Jennifura was THIGH. (thai).
Zayn appears. "Bitch das racist mmmhmmmmm."
and then all of a sudden, that rapist man who attempted to shake Jennifuras hand in the mall and starts harrasing her.
"I shall save you." yells no one. Jennifura is left to die. sigh.
"NO I SHALL SAVE YOU." Yells her knight in shining armour. He appears, his red hair whipping back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth he whips his hair back and forth. Looking Fergalicious as ever.
Anyway, Mari was busy making out in the corner with Rumimis dad. Lets just leave it at that. Joseph is a good kisser. ;)
Zayn appears with a rose in his mouth, And takes Rameenu on a romantic getaway to starfucks.
Summimi turns ratchet af and yells "Noor if you dun update dis story imma beat yo ass you gon' wish it was sharkeisha instead a me."
Liam comes outta nowhere and takes Ayaas hand, kissing it and then leaving cause aint nobody got time fo dat shit.
Justin timberlake bakes a cake for Sara. You could say he...
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Justin timberbaked.
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Rumimi is sad because her mom doesnt know how to spell her name.
and her dad doesnt know who she is.
sigh,
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authors note:-
This is a joke lol. Entertainment only! :)
