Drew woke up suddenly. His body felt restrained and suddenly the thought of submission took over him. He looked up and saw Shane. Drew's soft eyes fell deep into Shane's and Shane grabbed something from the floor.
Drew: wha- what's- going on ? What is that ?Shane: long story short. I'm going to shove a whole bag of jelly beans up your ass.
Drew: you can't do that... smh... I thought you were bae. Turns out your just fam
Shane: bruh-
Drew: you've said enough Shane.
Shane: no. Let me fill your ass.
Drew: why ?
Shane: because this bitch empty YEEEEEEET
As that happened Drew's ass was filled and as that happened a loud moan slipped from his lips. The room was filled by the soft music what was Drew's intense sounds of oral pleasure.
Shane: yeah baby.
He rubbed Drew's shoulders trying to ease the painDrew: if you fucking put a hand on me I'm going to fucking rip your face off bitch
Shane: oh oh. What if it isn't my hand....
Drew turned around and saw the hand in fact was not Shane's. It was a tallish boy with shoulder length dark hair and soft , peachy lips. Drew fell into a day dream.
Drew: who- who are you ?
The guy stood over drew and came extremely close to his face. " hey what's up I'm Jered I'm nineteen and I never fucking learnt how to read. "
Drew: what ? Why ? Why - why are you both doing this ?
Jered: we haven't done anything yet. We're only just getting started
Shane: what do you want to do Jered ... ? ;)
Jered: I wanna be a cowboyyyyy baby.... I wanna Be A CoWbOYYY BAAbbbYYY
At that moment Drew's phone started ringing. But it wasn't in his reach. He was tied with vines. Living in the past. Hoping for a better future.
Shane grabs his phone and sees Kyle is ringing him. Kyle is an ex of Drew's. Someone drew promised he would never talk to again.Shane: what is this ?
Drew: it's nothing. Please. Just decline it.
Jered takes the phone from Shane's hands.
Jered: I got this.... -deep breath- WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE ? NO SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK WHAT'D YOU SAY DUDE ? WHAT THE FUCK DUDE ? STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE -ends phone call-
Drew: what- wha- why'd you do that ?!
Shane: because I love you bitch... and I ain't even gonna stop loving you... bitch. And ain't no other man going to take you from me.
Just then a loud bang appeared. It was Jered being um fucking retarded. He came back into the room holding a strange device. It looked like a whisk with a microwave on the end of it. And he had a Diet Coke in his hand.
Drew: what's the best thing about diet coke ?
Jered: um idk....
Drew: ITSSSS SPICCCCCCCYYY
Shane: put it in... but slowly. Let him want it
Just then Drew's phone ran again.
Drew: who is it ?
Jered: someone called Janet ?
Drew: ugh put it next to me and answer
Jered put the phone next to drewDrew: fuck off Janet I'm not going to your fucking baby shower
Jered put the phone down and started to push the device slowly into Drew. But at this time drew wasn't expecting anything
Drew: so basically what I was thinking was um-
He felt the device and gasped
Drew: aw fuck. I can't believe you've done this.
Jered looked at Shane.
Jered: actually. I'm going to take this out.
Drew: bitch I hope the fuck you do because you'll be a dead son of a bitch I tell you that
Jered left the room with a suggestive smirk on his face. This left drew puzzled.
Shane: what day is it ?
Drew: it's Wednesday my dudes.
Shane: ah! You know what that means ?
Drew: I don't have enough money for chicken nugget :,( -sad face-
Shane: looka all those cHiCkEns
Drew: you know what you and that- that sexy beast are doing?! Raping me. I didn't consent to this.
Shane: there's only one thing worse then a rapist.
Drew: a child !
Shane: no.
Drew: what then?
Shane: twoooo bros chilling in a hot tub five feet apart because they're not gay!
Drew: why's that bad ? :(
Shane: they're sitting apart. One of them is Called mark and the other ( Cody ) is to scared to confess his love.. this leaves them in frustration and pain. Feelings forever to be hidden
Drew: that's so sad! You're right! I'll get through this
Jered walks back into the room holding a pineapple
Jered: whats going on in here ?
Shane: just a couple of guys being bros
Drew: just a couple of bros being guys
Shane: just a couple of bros being gay
Drew: show me ur dick Steve
Jered laughed. But not a happy one. One what showed sarcasm. He directed the pineapple at Drew's little hole.
Jered: countryyyy boyyyy I love youuu but I got to do this.
Drew: no Jered don't. Please. No.
Jered: I got to
Drew: YOU BETTER STOP STOP
The pain set drew to be paralysed.
Jered : miss Keisha ? Miss Keisha ? Oh my fucking god she fuckin dead
Shane: WHY DID U DO THAT ? REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME ?
Jered: you never stopped me
Shane: I WAS TOO BUSY GETTING A CROISSANT
Jered: I- just I'm-
Shane: YOU FRICKEN FRICKK WHEN WILL YOU LEARN ? WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES ?
Jered had enough. He pushed Shane over onto his back.
Shane: aaaah! STAWPHHH I COULDV'E DROPPED MY CROISSANT
Jered: you can't tell me what to do.... YOU'RE NOT MY DAD
While Shane was on the floor. Jered picked up a pencil and dropped a few papers while doing so
Shane: whoever throw that paper. You're moms a hoe
Jered: um I done ur mum last night
Shane: stop ! No u didn't !
Jered: yes I did !!! And I saw her shirtless ! Haha !
And that is the story of how Drew Monson died.
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FanfictionHe wrapped the vines around me and told me I was dead to him