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Psychic Ability

I live in Osaka,Japan and often use the subway to go to work in the morning.One day, when I was waiting for the train,I noticed a homeless man standing in a corner of the subway station muttering to himself as people passed by.He was holding out a cup and seemed to beg for spare change.

A fat women passed bye the homeless man and I distinctly herd him say,"pig".

Wow, I thought to myself.Tgis homeless man is insulting people and he still expects them to give him money?

Then a tall bissness man walked by and he said,"human."

Human? I couldn't argue with that.Obviosly ,he was a human.

The next day, I arrived early at the station and had time to kill, So I decided to stand close to the homeless man and Listen to his strange mutterings.

A thin, haggard-looking man passed in front of him and I heard the homeless guy mutter,"cow."

Cow? I thought.The man was too skinny to be a cow. He looked more like a turkey or a chicken to me.

A minute or so later,a fat man went by and the homeless man said, "Potato."

Potato? I was under the impression that he called all the fat people "pig."

That day at work I couldn't stop thinking about the homeless man( I'm a porno way?) And his puzzling behavior (nope :( ).I kept trying to find the logic or pattern in what he was muttering.

Pherhaps he has some kind of psychic ability,I thought.Maybe he knows what these people were in there previous life.In Japan,many people believe in rencarnation( were when people come back to life).

I observed the homeless man many times and began to think my theory was right. I often herd him call calling people things like "rabbit" or "onion" or "sheep" or "Tomato".

One day, coriosity got the better of me and I decided to ask him what was going on.

As I walked up to him,he looked over at me and said "bread."

I tossed some money in his cup and asked him if he had some kind of psychic ability.

The homeless man said "Yes indeed,I do have a psychic ability. It is an ability I obtained years ago.But it's not what you might expect. I can't tell the future or read minds or anything like that."

"Then what's your ability?" I asked egerly.

"The ability is mearly to know what the last thing the person ate."he said.

I laughed because I relaized he was right. He said "Bread".The last thing I had eaten for breakfast that day was tost. I walked away shaking my head. Of all the psychic ability someone could have,that most be the most useless.
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Awnser to the last story was:when he killed his mother,the bodies stopped disappearing because the mother took the bodies out of the well.and then she committed suicide.

                                            ~Dat girl