man:Where have you been all my life.
girl:Hiding from you
man:Haven't i seen you somewhere before?
girl:Yes that's why i don't go there anymore
man:Is this swat empty?
girl:Yes and this one will be to if you sit down.
man:Your place or mine.
girl:Both you go to yours and i go to mine.
man:So what do you do for a living?
girl:I'm a female impersonator.
man:Hey baby, what's your sign
girl:Do not enter.
man:How do you like your eggs in the morning?
girl:Unfertilized.
man:Your body is a temple.
girl:Sorry no services today.
man:I would go to the end of the world for you.
girl:But, would you stay there?
man:If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
girl:If i saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
man:If I could rearrange the alphabet I would but U and I together.
girl:Really I would put F and U.
man:*whistles*
girl:Oh to bad, did you lose your dog?
man:You'd be perfect for a guy like me.
girl:Yeah if you were a guy.
man:Why is a girl like you walking alone?
girl:Because I've been running from guy's like you.
man:Would you want to dance with me?
girl:Dancing yes, with you, no.
man:I bet you dream about me.
girl:Yeah I've seen you in nightmares.
If you think this is funny RE POST IT!!!!! Girls post this as "funny comebacks" and guys post this as "don't let this happen to you" OK luv ya!!!
